I said, "what are you going to do? Just pick up a piece of milk at the door."

    Liu Bang said, "your attitude makes people marry your daughter."

    I said, "Bangzi, I''m a little manager with a monthly salary of 1400. I''d like to bring some Chinese and Maotai. His father doesn''t think it''s fake, so he must think I robbed it."

    Liu Bang said, "listen to me, he''s right. He tastes the sweetness and cares how you get the money? I didn''t have money in those years, but I said I gave a heavy gift to Lao Lu (empress Lu''s father) on his birthday. How about Lao Lu? I didn''t pick it up in person."

    Jing Ke stabbed Liu Bang and said, "did you give money?"

    Liu Bang: "I have fart money. I borrow all my clothes." Speaking of this, Liu Bang squinted at Xiang Yu, "so picking up girls mainly depends on face. Can you do this for me? Even for Yu Ji."

    I said contemptuously, "can Lao Lu compare with Lao Xiang? Her father has been an accountant all his life."

    Liu Bang said, "you''re stupid B. I didn''t have money back then. Aren''t you rich now?"

    At this time, Xiang Yu suddenly grabbed Liu Bang''s clothes and asked curiously, "in the end, Lao LV didn''t find that you ate and drank?"

    Liu Bang said with a smile, "how can I? Although Lao Lu is not an accountant, he has a group of accountants under his hands. It depends on your personal charm. He doesn''t have to tell him I''m a poor man first when he finds out that I''m a poor man, but I admire him too much, so he had to make such a bad plan and sneak in to see his face."

    I spit on the ground: "bah, it''s shameless."

    Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "it''s not easy to make Qiangzi Society (say) this sentence."

    I grabbed Liu Bang: "brother Liu, teach brother!" Everyone was dizzy.

    Liu Bang said, "you can remember three words anyway!"

    Everyone looked at him.

    Liu Bang said solemnly, "shameless!"

    Everyone fainted again.

    "What''s the main contradiction between a man and a man? It''s just a face. You don''t want to be ashamed to marry his daughter. He''s happy. The old man is the same as a child. If you want to rob his beloved toy, you have to play with him first and let him take you as a friend. Moreover, it''s a bad friend. You can do bad things together."

    I said, "can I invite his father and me to take a bath?"

    The crowd looked at me and said, "bah. It''s shameless."

    I said with a smile, "I''m kidding. I''m not short of heart."

    Liu Bang continued: "so, if you hold the pulse of her father and the steamed stuffed bun likes you, I really have nothing to say if it doesn''t happen again - I mainly have Feng Feng. Otherwise, I would have acted earlier, and the steamed stuffed bun can still be obtained by you?"

    I rubbed a cold sweat and said it was dangerous, although the steamed stuffed bun stood firm. But if he wants to do that, he has to make a lot of trouble for me.

    I resolutely said, "I''ve decided to drown Lao Xiang in honey and let him give my daughter to me!"

    Liu Bang nodded and said, "Xiaoqiang is like me. Although his head is not good, he is willing to listen to other people''s opinions." He glanced at Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu always looked thoughtful.

    I glanced at everyone, sighed and said, "it''s only bitter for our younger martial sister. I don''t know what I''m doing now." Xiang Yu lowered his head again in shame.

    We found a restaurant to eat at random, and then came to a tobacco and alcohol store. I asked my boss, "do you have fake goods?"

    The boss stared at me and said, "nonsense, do you dare to sell fake goods with such a big fight?"

    I came up to him and said mysteriously, "I want fake goods. The price is easy to negotiate."

    The boss gave me a cold look and said, "then I can''t help you. Go somewhere else."

    I excitedly rushed out to Liu Bang and waved to them, "come in and buy it here."

    The boss said sadly, "you''ve been making trouble for a long time. Are you testing me?"

    I said, "I will not only test you, but also scare you." I pointed to Xiang Yu and said to him, "see that big one? If you really dare to sell me fake goods, I''ll let him block your door every day, don''t beat you, don''t scold you, and suffocate you with limited oxygen supply."

    The boss shivered and said, "don''t worry, there are absolutely no fakes."

    I bought two Chinese two bottle Maotai and asked my boss for a big paper box to put on the van. Liu Bang said, "it looks a little monotonous. Buy something more. It''s better to be bright."

    Er silly suddenly pointed to the wreath at the door of a wreath shop across the street and said, "buy two of those."

    Finally, I bought half a basket of big mangoes at the fruit stand, with a yellow fragrance. Then we opened the doors of both cars, and people sat outside eating mangoes, like drivers helping with freight.

    I looked at my watch while eating the mango core and said, "it''s time for me to finish my meal. We''ll pick up her and steamed stuffed buns and run straight to their house." Just then, Mr. Li called and said that it was done. Then she wouldn''t let us pick it up and called a car directly.

    When Mr. Li arrived, Xiang Yu took over with rare consideration, paid the fare, tore open a mango and handed it to her. Mr. Li stared at him and ate the mango.

    I smiled and asked, "how''s it going?"

    Li Shishi said, "it''s fun to talk. If I were a man, Zhang Bing would have to fall in love with me."

    I said solemnly, "she can''t have fallen in love with you. Why does she ignore so many suitors? Will there be a problem with her sexual orientation?"

    Li Shishi gently lifted his jade leg and kicked me. Then he asked Qin Shihuang, "have you photographed all the people talking to her?"

    Qin Shihuang threw away the mango peel and called out the photos in the camera. There is a unique feature of yingpang''s photography, that is, no matter who was photographed and what scene was like a murder scene, he took a picture of the beautiful university campus in the camera, and the heads of all kinds of people were the same as the nostalgic photos of the late Qing Dynasty. Li Shishi, like a beaver, held a mango, looked at it obliquely, and suddenly pointed out, "this is the president of their student union."

    We screamed and surrounded Qin Shihuang one after another. In the small screen of the camera was a pale split head small glasses with an obscene smile. There are also a few teeth. We are watching. We only feel a dark cloud pressing on the top. When we look up, Xiang Yu is looking down here.

    I touched my fists excitedly and said, "it seems that brother Yu is missing a main competitor. How can Zhang Bing take a fancy to this guy? Look at his virtue."

    Li Shishi said, "maybe this boy will come. He''s very quick and can deceive. It''s said that he is also very talented. He can buy local stall magazines and have his articles."

    I asked, "how does Zhang Bing feel about him?"

    Mr. Li said, "it may be good. Don''t look at him like that. There are many little girls chasing him, but the boy let out words. It''s not Zhang Bing."

    I frowned and said, "No. the martyr is afraid of pestering lang. don''t stew Zhang Bing in warm water, and finally die unconsciously."

    Qin Shihuang turned over the photo. The boys on it were tall, fat, thin, beautiful and ugly. It can be said that they were miscellaneous one after another. I drew a circle on the ground with my toes, and then lit countless dots around. The stunned Xiang Yu said, "see, this circle is my sister-in-law''s castle. These are all princes. The castle is in danger and will be lost sooner or later. Now it depends on who conquers it first. Brother Yu, if you don''t do it again, you''ll regret it."

    Xiang Yu frowned and said nothing.

    Qin Shihuang suddenly stretched out his feet to wipe all the dots around the circle and said, "destroy it, destroy it all."

    I jumped and said, "brother Ying, don''t make trouble with me. You pay attention to vertical and horizontal unity when you unify the seven countries. Can you kill so many princes?"

    I looked at my watch and said, "now let''s pick up steamed stuffed buns and go back to discuss the matter of attacking cities and land in the evening."

    In the car, I asked Mr. Li, "how did you talk to Zhang Bing?"

    Li Shishi said, "at first, I really couldn''t help it. I had to follow her. As a result, they happened to have a dance class. The dance was just the song I had danced before, so I found an excuse to go in, and then said that I also studied dance, so I jumped together. Now Zhang Bing calls my senior sister, and their dance teachers welcome me to go often in the future."

    "Which school did you say you graduated from?"

    "Yes. They asked me that, too."

    "What do you say?"

    "I said, ''what do you think?'' and then they said, ''it seems that you must be from the central Dance Academy at least.'' I said ''yes''."

    I couldn''t hear it. Finally, he praised: "cousin, you really attach equal importance to beauty and wisdom. If you go through the early days of the founding of the people''s Republic of China, ''Shenzhou VI'' is estimated that the cultural revolution will go to heaven."

    Li Shiqi said, "why?"

    "When a beautiful spy steals American technology."

    I told steamed stuffed bun that she would wait for me at the door of their shop. She had changed into a fresh jeans and stood there with two tacky gift boxes in her hand. I drove the car to her. She got up and saw a car full of people. She was a little surprised and said, "hey, you all go?"

    Li Shishi smiled and handed her a mango. Then he took the gift box and put it away. He said, "cousin, how can you go to your house and buy a gift yourself?"

    The steamed stuffed bun glanced at me and said to her, "your cousin is a pig brain. Every time he goes empty handed, let my mother say. Slowly, I get used to it. I buy it every time and let him carry it at the door." She saw a lot of mangoes and said, "this is to learn well and know how to buy fruit." Then she saw a paper box under the mango and asked me, "what''s that?"

    While driving, I said, "pig head, let your mother do it for your brain."

    Our car ran all the way to the railway.

    The steamed stuffed bun family lives beside the railway in a bungalow. They sleep at night. Once the train passes, it''s like an earthquake. Her mother is young and thin. Sometimes the train can knock her mother on the Kang like a sheep''s horn. This situation can''t be improved until the steamed stuffed bun is born.

    The only advantage of living here is that you can have a courtyard. Every family is so rural. So as soon as our car arrived at the residential area, it attracted the attention of a large group of local villagers. As soon as I got off the bus with steamed stuffed buns, I was surrounded by enthusiastic neighbors. Steamed stuffed buns asked me to carry a gift box and call the door myself. I stuffed the carnation in her arms and said, "it''s for your mother." When her mother opened the door, she asked, "is it hadron?"

    I said, "aunt, it''s me."

    The steamed stuffed bun was stunned when she received it. She immediately threw it back into the car and waited for her mother to open the door as if nothing had happened.

    Every time. Steamed stuffed bun went to call the door, but her mother called my name without exception. This move aims to call the neighbors: see my daughter coming back with her boyfriend.

    In the year of giving birth to steamed stuffed bun, the neighbors said that it was difficult for the child to find a partner in the future, and her mother was deeply stimulated.

    After her mother called, the neighbors on both sides came out, put their arms on the low wall, smiled and greeted me: "Xiaoqiang is coming." There was something of a play in his tone.

    I can''t scold, I can only nod again and again: "come, come."

    Her mother took the gift box in my hand. Twist your neck and shout, "come on, what are you doing with these?"

    At this time, two fools rushed in with a pile of mangoes. All their brains were on the steps. I explained to her mother, "they are all my friends."

    Then Liu Bang took the box into the hospital. At this time, her father came on stage, slowly picked out the bamboo curtain, looked at the mango and gift box, and walked to the paper box. Said calmly, "what is this?" Then he put forward two red Greater China cigarettes. The neighbors said "Yo". Her father quietly put the cigarettes aside and put forward two boxes of exquisite Maotai wine. The neighbors were amazed. In our place, giving so many things at a time is a heavy gift. Steamed stuffed bun was also surprised. After a while, she bit my ear and said, "you don''t want to cripple my father with fake cigarettes and wine?"

    At this time, someone shouted, "yo. Xiaoqiang is rich. Come and drive two cars." Steamed stuffed bun found that Xiang Yu came with us in Hyundai.

    Steamed stuffed buns her mother gave fruit to the neighbors one by one. Her father opened a package of Chinese to give people cigarettes. The neighbors smoked real cigarettes. They were more and more impressed and said with envy: "Lao Xiang, my son-in-law is filial enough."

    Her father was smoking and laughing. It seems that these gifts are really considerate. Usually someone would say that. The old guy would say, "what son-in-law, friend of steamed stuffed bun, friend."

    The old couple made great strides and let us all in. Lao Xiang looked at Mr. Li. I hurriedly said, "this is my cousin." Baozi''s mother took Master Li''s hand and sighed, "ah. How does this girl look? Is there someone?"

    Li Shishi blushed and steamed stuffed bun hurriedly pulled her mother away. At this time, Xiang Yu bowed his head and came in. As soon as her mother''s face changed, she whispered to her father, "is this strong son raising a marriage or robbing a marriage?"

    Lao Xiang sent her mother out to cook the steamed stuffed bun and let me sit on the Kang Table. Everyone else sat under it, which was a bit like Liangshan Juyi. I had nothing to say with her father. To be honest, I was a little afraid of Lao Xiang. I didn''t know if all accountants were old. Like everything was clear in their chest, he stood with Liu Laoliu, and the blind man could see that Liu Laoliu was a Ma Bian under him, When I say this, I don''t mean that he is more like an immortal, but that he is so like a diviner.

    Steamed stuffed bun chatted with her father and helped her mother cook. The men of our family drank tea.

    Liu Bang took the lead in standing up, smiled and said, "Xiang Lao, I always hear Xiaoqiang tell us about you."

    Lao Xiang: "Oh?"

    "Xiaoqiang admires you most..."

    Old Xiang smiled coldly: "just because he got 26 points in math?"

    "Cough..." I coughed with a mouthful of water.

    "Hey, hey, look what you said." It seems that Lao Xiang is much more difficult to deal with than Lao Lu. Liu Bang was cut off by a knife.

    Qin Shihuang Fubei said, "brother Xiang, we (our) Qiangzi Kesi (is) a good baby." Well, that''s a good move. Come out as an elder and wave the flag for me.

    Lao Xiang: "well, our steamed stuffed bun is also good?"

    What''s the matter with the cold face? In the past, although I didn''t say I was very enthusiastic, I was talking and laughing.

    As soon as Xiang Yu saw that he couldn''t get out of the horse, he stood up and said majestically, "Uncle Xiang, your surname is Xiang, too? Hei hei."

    Just listen to the continuous sound of popping tea in the room. I''m unlucky to fall on Xiang today.

    Now only the clever teacher Li was left. Before she was in trouble, Lao Xiang shouted in the yard, "her mother, do you need help?" The meaning is very clear: girls should go out to help cook.

    Mr. Li got up and said bitterly, "I''d better give him a hand."

    So we fell into the cold again. Everyone stared at me with bright eyes. The meaning was also very clear: aren''t you confident to deal with your father-in-law?

    I coldly picked up the teacup. Then he said with a smile, "drink tea, drink tea."

    Everyone looked contemptuously at once.

    Suddenly the room was so quiet, I heard two silly semiconductors suddenly say: "the following is the traditional storytelling time. Today''s broadcast for you is Lv Si Niang stabbing Yongzheng, performer..."

    Lao Xiang''s eyes lit up and asked Jing Ke, "do you also like to listen to storytelling?"

    Jing Ke: "yes, you like it too?"

    Lao Xiang waved to him, "come on, come up and sit down. Tell me about yesterday''s episode. I didn''t listen."

    Then Jing Ke sat in my position and commented on Lao Xiang. I sat in his position and listened to him with Liu Bang and Xiang Yu.

    Er silly really deserves to be a killer. He often wins by surprise at the most critical time. At ordinary times, he can stand loneliness and hide himself very deeply

    At dinner. Because there was no room in the house, Qin Shihuang and them were arranged in the yard. Everyone tacitly left Lao Xiang and me inside, because we still had some things to discuss that were not humane.

    Lao Xiang and ER silly talked happily, but once they saw me, they made a face again. After we had a few drinks, I dared to say, "uncle, shall we talk about the gift money of steamed stuffed buns?"

    Lao Xiang put down his glass and said, "do you have a house?"

    "Yes..."

    "Furniture or something..."

    "It''s all mine. Don''t worry about it."

    Lao Xiang''s eyebrows gradually relaxed. He said casually, "in that case, you can give 50000."

    I didn''t want to say, "it can be done."

    Old Xiang was stunned and immediately said, "I mean 50000."

    I said, "OK."

    Lao Xiang sighed, lit the table with chopsticks and said, "I remember you can drink - I said, ground, yes: 50000!"

    I said with a smile: "don''t always talk about my math test score of 26. I can tell 5000 from 50000."

    Lao Xiang and I talked for a long time before he realized I wasn''t drunk. Now he was a little confused. He put a peanut skin in his mouth with chopsticks and chewed it.

    I suddenly wanted to know what my future father-in-law Lao Taishan was thinking at this moment, so I pretended to take out my mobile phone to watch the time. Press "748" on him, and it shows that the boy gives such a heavy gift, but he doesn''t press down on the gift money. What''s the ghost idea to dig back bit by bit in the future?

    I burst out. No wonder Lao Xiang didn''t give us a good face since he came in. He was afraid it would be hard to say hard words at this time.

    I said to him, "uncle, this 50000 yuan..." he immediately showed vigilance.

    "Just take my aunt on a trip. It''s too far to go. Go to xinmatai and come back when the money runs out."

    Old Xiang is uncomfortable. Awkwardly, I picked up the cigarette box. I quickly caught a fire and lit it for him. He found that he didn''t send it to me, so he quickly shook out one for me.

    We smoked and Lao Xiang was uncomfortable for a long time before he said, "Xiaoqiang, it''s not a loss for you to give so many gifts to marry steamed stuffed buns. You know, our Xiang family is also behind the famous family."

    I said perfunctorily, "that''s that."

    Lao Xiang also felt pale and weak. One leg took out a photo from under the Kang mat, but he didn''t show it to me first. He asked me, "do you know whose descendants we are?"

    I laughed and said, "who?"

    Old Xiang said, "Xiang Yu!"

    "Dong" my head smashed a hole in the Kang Table, and there was a loud crash. Cups, plates, bowls and chopsticks scattered all over the floor. When people outside thought we were fighting, her mother jumped in first and shouted, "have something to say!" Followed by the crowd, steamed stuffed bun looked in nervously, and Xiang Yu was beside her.

    Lao Xiang motioned them to step down and said calmly, "I know you don''t believe it. I have photos as evidence."

    Did Xiang Yu take photos with him?

    Lao Xiang handed me the picture in his hand. When I saw it, it was a replica of the work of the fat man. It was cold in the wrinkled black-and-white photo. A thin old man was laughing with the hand of a gentle man, but it was really old.

    I asked hoarsely, "is this Xiang Yu?"

    Lao Xiang pointed to the thin old man in the photo and said, "this is my grandfather, the great ancestor of steamed stuffed bun. This is a photo of the Republic of China. At that time, my grandfather donated a wrench handed down by his ancestors to the county. The man next to him was the county magistrate. After expert identification, it was really something in the end of Qin Dynasty. Later, the county also issued certificates and awards. Do you want to see..."

    I just feel dizzy. Lao Xiang is actually Xiang Yu. I don''t know dozens of generations of grey grandchildren. Didn''t I become his son-in-law of dozens of generations of grey grandchildren?

    What should I call him later, elder brother Yu? Yuzu brother?

    God, earth, which Angel sister played this game with me?

    This incident directly led me to muddle through the rest of the time. It seemed that I had fixed a wedding date with Lao Xiang - maybe not. My mind was too confused.

    However, the final result was very happy. The old couple always sent us to the car. Lao Xiang patted Xiang Yu on the shoulder and said, "young man, drive carefully..."

    In the car, I kept silent. Steamed stuffed buns fiddled with the bunch of carnations and asked me, "Hey, what did you tell my father?"

    She asked me for a long time before I reluctantly regained my consciousness and asked her, "why don''t you give the flowers to your mother?"

    The steamed stuffed bun cut contemptuously and said, "do you think my mother is the kind of person who likes flowers? It''s better to give her a handful of leeks than this."

    I nodded and was silent again. Finally, when I was about to get home, I said to steamed stuffed bun, "get off the bus and give the flowers to the big man. It''s time to go to the ancestors'' grave."