I was so upset that I said casually, "anyway, your father gave you to me. You will be Xiao Xiang''s family in the future."

    "How much is the financial gift?"

    "50000."

    "Ah?" The steamed stuffed bun screamed and immediately said, "how much is it really?"

    I said, "it''s really 50000. I told your father to give 20000 first and give the rest the day before the door. Your father didn''t agree. Later, I said that your father would be happy to give 30000 first and then give the rest 20000. It''s worthy of being an accountant and very sensitive to numbers."

    Steamed stuffed bun slapped me, then ran upstairs and said, "I''ll call my father myself."

    When she went upstairs, she went into her bedroom to watch TV and pulled in Mr. Li. Women are really an animal that can''t stand loneliness, which is specifically reflected in pulling a cushion for everything, such as watching TV, shopping, bathing and eating snacks. Therefore, since ancient times, hermits have been men. Tao Yuanming can "pick chrysanthemums and see Nanshan leisurely under the East fence" when he is alone, but Li Qingzhao can only cry "cold, desolate and miserable". Most men have the idea of killing their rival before they die because of hatred and shame, while women usually dress up and smile like flowers before they die, Ask your lover for the last candlelight dinner (of course, men don''t know), and then happily go to bed for the last time, and finally drink poisonous milk together. Women do this for one reason: they are afraid of being lonely in the underworld. Look, men have to overcome moral constraints to kill women, and women have to kill men. That is to kill chivalrous bones. It can be seen that men are the real vulnerable group.

    When I went upstairs and hung up my coat, I saw that Qin Shihuang and Liu Bang were all consciously sitting in their own positions except Mr. Li. Waiting for me eagerly, Xiang Yu said, "Xiaoqiang, what should I do tomorrow?"

    I looked at him and said uneasily, "brother Yu... Are you really ready this time?"

    Xiang Yu nodded firmly.

    "... well, our plan doesn''t need to be greatly changed. Today is the meal that Zhang Bing invited the teacher to eat. Let her reply tomorrow, and you will continue to appear..."

    Xiang Yu imagined it and suddenly said nervously, "what should I say in the first sentence?"

    I immediately waved my hand: "no, let''s think of another plan."

    Liu Bang said with a smile: "in fact, Xiaoji has figured out a good way. Inspired by today, he decided to start with Zhang Bing''s grandfather first."

    "Oh?" I looked at Xiang Yu curiously and saw that he was full of confidence again. The power of love is so great that the brave king of Chu has learned to draw money from the bottom of the barrel.

    "I asked the teacher," Xiang Yu said. "Every Saturday, ah Yu will go home to see Grandpa, and tomorrow is Saturday..." Xiang Yu found the newspaper with the map and pointed back and forth between the school and the old district Party committee dormitory with his big hand. Frowned, "now there is only one difficulty left, that is how to make the teacher approach ah Yu again."

    "Crooked (that) is very simple. Just let Sisi (teacher) keep her mouth (here) and pretend to meet again?" Qin Shihuang picked up his pencil and drew a circle around the district Party committee dormitory.

    Liu Bang glanced at Xiang Yu and said, "it''s incredible that you can''t even arrange troops after fighting for so many years."

    Xiang Yu was not upset. Rubbing his hands, he said, "it''s a good way, but who knows which way ah Yu will go home?" He grabbed Qin Shihuang''s pencil, repeated it on the circle he had drawn, and said. "Where should I meet her?"

    Liu bangza said, "if only there were a strategic map, or a team of sentinels."

    After thinking for a while, I ran downstairs to pick up the laptop, open it, find a blue and white ball icon, click in, and then there was a picture of the earth. All the people stared and asked, "what''s this?"

    I snapped my fingers and said, "it''s incredible that you''ve been here for so long that you don''t even know Google Earth."

    I found the Chinese rooster. Click in, find the province, click in, and then the city and district... I slowly approached our place from a god like perspective. This time, Xiang Yu first found several familiar roads and several landmark buildings. He was surprised and said, "isn''t this where we live?" He pointed to a small building on the picture and shouted to Liu Bang, who was covered with fog, "haven''t you seen it yet. We''re here now."

    Liu Bang immediately recognized the mahjong hall at the entrance of the alley. As the picture gradually became clear, even the flowerpot at our door and the neighbor''s clothes line were faintly visible. Liu Bang said in horror, "it would have been much easier to fight if there had been such a picture."

    Qin Shihuang said, "tianha (Part 2) is a round drop?"

    Jing Ke looked at him contemptuously and said, "how is it possible? Didn''t the people at the bottom fall?" Then he pointed to our small building and said, "can you see the people inside?"

    In the face of their various problems, I can only say: "let''s discuss brother Yu''s problem first, and I''ll explain gravity to you later."

    The former district Party committee building was not difficult to find. The district Party committee dormitory was just behind it. I found that the former district Party committee building facing the street had been blocked by the later commercial building, and the road to the dormitory was crowded with only a small road. I pointed to this sheep intestines path and said, "this is the only way for Zhang Bing. It''s safe for teachers to keep here."

    Jing Ke suddenly said, "who will go to such a deserted path?"

    We were shocked and secretly ashamed. Even fools thought of this. It seems that we can''t find a sufficient reason.

    Liu Bang held his chin and said, "just say the teacher has relatives here."

    Qin Shihuang shook his head: "what a coincidence? Zaishe (say), in such a small place, everyone calls each other''s names. What should Zhang Bing ask?"

    We were all silent and racked our brains for excuses. The atmosphere was quite solemn.

    At this time, Mr. Li came out to the bathroom and saw our dementia. He came over and asked with concern, "what''s the matter with you?"

    I turned the computer to her, gave her a general introduction, and finally said, "this is the only way for Zhang Bing, but we really can''t think of the reason why you were there."

    Li Shishi gave us a deep look, took out the phone, dialed, and said, "Hello, Zhang Bing. Would you like to go shopping tomorrow?... Oh, yes, you still have to see Grandpa. Can I go with you?... OK, I''ll wait for you there."

    Li Shishi snapped the phone, glanced at us and said, "it''s incredible that you should make such a simple thing so complicated." Then he walked away.

    We looked at each other and stared at each other. After a long time, I said, "it''s called a wise man''s thoughtfulness. There must be a mistake, ha ha ha."

    Liu Bang nodded vigorously, "yes, I like this sentence."

    Qin Shihuang: "who''s right about this?"

    Before Jing Ke spoke, I immediately said the second half of the sentence: "a fool who cares a lot must get a reward."

    Jing Ke thought for a long time and said, "the previous sentence was very good."

    I closed the computer and said, "well, now let''s continue to discuss the following things - after Shishi followed Zhang Bing to her house, you can take brother Yu to contact her grandpa on the pretext of stopping by. Brother Yu, do you think so?"

    Xiang Yu nodded and said, "it''s better for the teacher to find out grandpa a Yu''s hobby the first time..." speaking of this, Xiang Yu was embarrassed by his resourcefulness and said with a smile, "it''s all learned from Xiaoqiang. By the way, Xiaoqiang, what did Uncle Xiang tell you in the room?"

    I was shocked and said, "don''t call him uncle."

    Xiang Yu said, "I''m talking about steamed stuffed buns. Her father, I''m not called uncle. What''s my name?"

    "... just call it a small item."

    Analysis shows that Xiang Yu is the nth generation ancestor of steamed stuffed bun, that is, the nth-1st generation ancestor of her father Xiang. If I talk to Xiang Yu''s peers, I am the brother of the n-1st generation ancestor of Lao Xiang. If I act as the son-in-law of Lao Xiang, Xiang Yu will also be my nth generation ancestor. Then, if Xiang Yu calls Lao Xiang uncle, Lao Xiang will be twice as long as Xiang Yu, So he is my father-in-law and my n + 1 ancestor

    Therefore, it came to the conclusion that if Xiang Yu called Lao Xiang uncle, my grey grandson would be settled; But if I call Xiang Yu brother Yu, I''m the brother of the n-1st generation ancestor of Lao Xiang. For the time being, I''ll be the n-th generation uncle ancestor of steamed stuffed bun. Steamed stuffed bun is my wife. I... I''m my own ancestor!

    In this way, I called Xiang Yu a few more times and took advantage of old Xiang and myself

    It''s too messy. It''s more chaotic than back to the future, but he was almost incest. I''m a little simple. At least Xiang Yu didn''t fall in love with steamed stuffed buns.

    Lucky in misfortune.

    Note: there are two versions of this saying: one is from historical records and the other is from Yanzi spring and autumn. This book adopts the first version, that is, after Liu Bang and Xiang Yu.