Chapter 91 - The First Chaos In History - NovelsTime

The First Chaos In History

Chapter 91

Author: Zhang Xiaohua
updatedAt: 2025-04-21

Dong Ping stared at me: "what coffee do you drink? I have two black dragons here."

    I wondered and said, "don''t you have a fish tank?"

    Dong Ping was angry and said, "what has been raised in the fish tank since you pulled out the fire pot for your boy?"

    I took the cup in his hand and looked inside. In addition to a cup of black water or a cup of black water, where is a black dragon? When I opened the cup to the side, I saw two long black things churning at the bottom of the cup. I was surprised and said, "this is a black dragon?"

    Dong Ping grabbed it, carefully sprinkled some fish food into it, and said, "there are also loaches -" after feeding the loach, he wiped his hands and said, "what''s your business? What martial arts do you learn?"

    I scratched my head and said, "there is a Wulin meeting, but not all moves can be used, so we have to learn first."

    "Not interested." Dong Ping then saw that I was still dead and didn''t go, and asked, "do you want us to help you take part in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives? What''s the advantage?"

    I said, "maybe I have money. The individual who won the first prize in a single item is 50000 yuan."

    Dong Ping threw the towel into the washbasin and said, "then I''ll go with you. I just want to get some money and go to Liangshan." When he finished this sentence, he also felt a little worried. He smiled at Lin Chong. Lin Chong waved his hand carelessly and said, "my brother, whoever takes it is the same. If you get the money, please come to me?"

    Well, the game hasn''t finished yet. The two men are already discussing the problem of sharing the stolen goods.

    I ran to the corridor and shouted, "who else can go?"

    At first, the heroes were not enthusiastic about my affairs. Second, when they saw Lin Chong and Dong Ping leaving, they felt that it was not useful to go. They all kicked their slippers back to bed. A thin man ran over and said, "let me go and play." The man was small, but his hair was thick and dense. It was a little yellow and yellow. For example, it was dyed at the third rate hair salon for 15 yuan. I know this person. It is Duan Jingzhu, a golden retriever. Liangshan ranks 108. Because he stole a "jade lion at night" for Song Jiang, he was allowed to go up the mountain to make up. Personally, I think it can be ignored in Liangshan.

    I have enough people to say goodbye to Lu Junyi, get in the car and leave.

    The van could have taken seven people. But considering that it was too crowded, I only called six people. Lin Chong and I sat in the front, and the rest went behind. 300 and the heroes were familiar with each other because they lived in the same building. Moreover, Li still water and Wei Tiezhu are also murderous soldiers on the battlefield, and their spirit is not inferior to that of Dong Ping. They talked happily with each other. As a result, as soon as the car left the school, Hu Sanniang, the old black mountain demon, was tired, so he put his arm on Li hydrostatic''s shoulder. Li hydrostatic became very restrained. My face was like a tomato and I stopped talking. I coughed and said, "third sister, sit down."

    Hu Sanniang looked around inexplicably. Then she found Li hydrostatic''s little red face and said with a smile: "Oh, I''m shy. I''m much more than you. Let''s call an aunt to listen."

    I said, "don''t make trouble, third sister. They just finished their physiological health class..."

    "What about physical hygiene?"

    At this time, Duan Jingzhu suddenly shouted, "stop!"

    I thought something had happened. As soon as I stepped on the emergency brake, the whole car rushed forward, and then was thrown back to its seat by inertia. Duan Jingzhu hurriedly opened the door and said, "I''ll go pee."

    Hu Sanniang kicked him on the ass and scolded, "it''s really lazy. There are so many things to fight."

    I said with horror, "third sister, we''re not going to fight, but to worship teachers."

    Hu Sanniang immediately twisted her body and said, "what are you talking about?"

    I hurriedly said, "now learn how to play according to their methods, and there will be opportunities to play for you in the future." My heart says this woman''s hand is too cruel. At that time, she can''t be allowed to play. Anyway, there is no large-scale women''s Sanda Competition in China.

    Duan Jing lives just a few steps away from us. He pulls open his pants to pee. He doesn''t pay attention. A wild dog jumps up from the grass. He can''t help but bite on his leg, and then runs away. Duan Jing is very angry, but he can''t catch up with him with his pants. When he wears them, the dog will run away.

    Duan Jingzhu had to go back to the car, lift up his trouser legs to check the wound and scold: "shit, even the dog can''t live with me." Look at a few tooth marks on the lower leg, and the blood beads slowly Qinchu. Dong Ping said, "who makes you a local dog star and a golden retriever? That dog is afraid to find its roots."

    Hu Sanniang suddenly burst out laughing with joy. Everyone looked at her inexplicably. She laughed enough and said, "fortunately, the short leg is not high enough. Otherwise, the dog would have to bite off your whip?"

    All the people were covered with black lines, and Duan Jingzhu said with a smile, "no, I should be glad I''m a man, otherwise I won''t hurt my leg." The crowd was stunned, followed by a huge cold.

    Hu Sanniang gave Duan Jing a few ear scrapes and scolded, "dog day''s playing meat with my mother..." I''ve seen unreasonable people like her... I see them today.

    Li still water said: "our teacher Yan said that if you are bitten by a dog and want to be vaccinated against rabies, your life will not be in danger." Duan Jingzhu asked nervously, "really?"

    I asked Li Jingshui, "did your teacher tell you about the incubation period?"

    "20 years?"

    Duan Jingzhu waved his hand and said, "don''t bother. The bastard can live another 20 years." Everyone in the car nodded, but I stared at him.

    Tiger land martial arts school is outside the Third Ring Road, close to the railway, not far from my school. Along the way, I saw Hu Sanniang eager to try. Although Dong Ping and Lin Chong are very calm, they never look open-minded to seek advice. Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu have looked angry since they knew that they were going to learn from tiger people, Originally, the 12 elites brought by the tiger surrounded us last time. If they didn''t want to protect me and didn''t dare to lay heavy hands, the 12 Taibao couldn''t take advantage of us at all. They are holding their breath when they hear that they are going to worship them as teachers.

    Seeing that we were approaching the place, I said carefully, "brothers and third sister, I repeat that we went to learn from others this time, not to kick the hall. We''d better relax - brother dog, spit out the toothpick in his mouth. It looks so unfriendly."

    Duan Jingzhu spits out his teeth and asks, "what is kicking?"

    "... kicking is kicking the court, finding fault, fighting and causing trouble..." I saw them half understand and simply said, "it''s just to levy. You levy fangla, that''s the hall that kicks fangla."

    "Oh -" the heroes and Hu Sanniang suddenly realized. I hurriedly said, "remember, it''s not a challenge!"

    I followed what the tiger said on the phone. Sure enough, I soon found a place. I know the tiger is rich and powerful, but I didn''t expect his martial arts school to be so elegant. From the outside, it covers an area of 2000 square meters. The walls of the two-story high-rise building are pasted with blood red mosaics, in which an upright tiger is built with yellow bricks. The main gate is like a hotel, and a wide hall is spent with huge columns. There are four big characters on the top of the hall: fierce tiger martial arts school.

    I have to say that the name is vulgar, but the martial arts school is not like a teahouse. It has a "listening to the wind" or a "bamboo chrysanthemum poetry Pavilion". The martial arts school is talking about domineering popularity, and even has to be deliberately tacky. It may not be very elegant to say "Jingwu gate". As long as the fame is played out, those hot-blooded young people don''t care what your name is. They are still trying to concentrate.

    Unfortunately, it''s a little unreliable that the hall is full of people selling small goldfish. There are fish tanks, washbasins and footbasins everywhere. It''s a lively small fish market. People in the martial arts school look forward to moving, but no one comes out to take care of it. It can be seen that the tiger is a full Jianghu man rather than a businessman. He can live on his territory by doing small business, I don''t know. He doesn''t care about playing tricks at his door?

    Dong Ping sold little goldfish as soon as he saw it. "Hey" excitedly. Ran over and looked at the edge of the jar. The old man selling fish said, "do you want it?"

    Dong Ping asked, "is there good land for cultivation?"

    The old man pointed to the messy fish in the jar and said, "red arrow, warm mouth. Small map, it''s easy to keep."

    I chimed in and said, "our master likes solid land. Is there anything better to raise than loach?"

    The old man said contemptuously, "is loach a fish? Are you going to fry it or use the toilet?" Dong Ping immediately ignored him. Next to him, a sneaky young man quietly pulled Dong Ping and said, "brother, I have good land here. Do you want it?"

    "Oh?" Dong Ping moved over and looked at him with interest. The younger generation opened the cloth covered on a fish tank and slowly swam a few small gray fish. The fish palate was thick and looked ordinary. The younger generation said, "elder brother, you should be willing to give me 50 cents and I''ll show you something fun."

    Dong Ping gave him a piece. The younger student took the money away, picked up two loaches from the washbasin at his feet and threw them into the fish tank. The two loaches twisted their bodies and didn''t fall to the bottom of the tank. They were attacked by these small fish immediately. The fish kisses opened, revealing the ugly and ferocious triangular teeth inside. After brushing a few times, half of the loach was gnawed away, and the two loaches disappeared instantly, These little grey fish swayed away, and there were only a few blood filaments left in the fish tank, which disappeared after floating for a while.

    The younger generation said mysteriously, "this is the legendary piranha, which is banned by the state. It''s easy to raise. As long as there is meat, even if there is a nuclear war all over the world, it can''t die."

    Hu Sanniang came up and shouted, "this fish is interesting. How much is it?"

    "100 yuan a piece, isn''t it cheap?"

    Lin Chong said with a smile, "fortunately, we don''t have such things in Liangshan. Otherwise, Zhang Shun and Xiao ER and Xiao Wu would have to become bone shelves?"

    Why is this woman full of ideas

    We talked and laughed, but Dong Ping said nothing. He suddenly asked the young man, "you want a dollar from me, that''s the money of the two loaches?"

    The old man selling fish nearby said, "the loach is usually only 20 cents a piece. He didn''t sell a few piranhas. He made a lot of money by selling loach alone."

    Dong Ping said to the young man, "you get it out."

    The younger generation was excited: "do you want it all?" He quickly fished the piranhas into a black plastic bag and said, "a total of 12, 1200 yuan. I''ll give you a bag of loach."

    After taking the bag, Dong Ping did something that no one expected. He "clattered" and poured all the fish in the bag on the ground, trampling them one by one. After they were all trampled to death, the young fish seller said in surprise: "Hey, you..."

    After stepping on the fish, Dong Ping threw 200 yuan on the fish stall and said, "you know why I do this?"

    The young man shook his head in amazement.

    "I just can''t let you harm the loach again..."

    The younger generation wanted to turn his face and saw that we were many and powerful. He cried with a cry: "brother, the weak eat the strong, and natural selection. This piranha is supposed to eat meat. Can I feed them with steamed bread residue?"

    Dong Ping said, "I don''t care. Let me see it."

    I smiled and stuffed 300 yuan into the younger generation. I either pity him or think it''s not easy for a fish seller to even make natural selection.

    Now I know a little about the bandits'' code of conduct. The wolf eats the lamb and bites off the trachea. In their opinion, the wolf is definitely a kind wolf, which can be rewarded; But if the lamb wants to chew a cabbage in a mess, it is absolutely heinous for the lamb to throw it into the pot without pickling it!

    Seeing that all the fish that could eat loach were dead, Hu Sanniang said bored, "let''s go."

    Dong Ping said, "why don''t you go first and I''ll see the fish again."

    So I took a group of people into the fierce tiger martial arts school and majestically performed martial arts in the hall. There were rows of sandbags and wooden stakes in the northwest corner, a standard boxing ring in the northeast corner, and a wide middle belt was the place for students to exercise. All kinds of electrified and traditional equipment were everywhere. When I looked up, I saw the dome. The second floor didn''t exist, but a few small office rooms were built, The narrow, thin stairs coiled up.

    When we came in, the two groups were facing each other. They all stood in the hall and stared at each other, so that no one greeted us when we came in. When we were very close to them, a strong man on the left asked us, "what''s the matter with you?"

    I said, "we are tigers..."

    Hu Sanniang suddenly jumped to them and shouted, "kick the hall!"

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