The First Chaos In History
Chapter 99
At this time, Cangzhou HongRi martial arts school passed the podium. Their delegation happened to be 13 people. They looked like simple peasant men, but they all walked steadily and looked confident. They waved to the audience and judges.
I said, "well, there are martial arts talents in Cangzhou. Let''s give them the first place."
Behind the red sun in Cangzhou, there was a line of men in new clothes. In front of them, more than a dozen men pulled up their sleeves and showed their muscular arms. Behind them, four people pulled a flag, each holding a corner of the flag. On the flag, an indigo wolf dog teeth were ferocious. This should be their pavilion flag. These people looked like electricity and walked in the line with great prestige, Look up at the world. Their representative team of Sirius martial arts school was introduced. Duan Sirius, the master of the martial arts school, has a family martial arts, which is known to have no opponent in North China.
I looked and said, "Oh, the second place is theirs..."
The next few teams are not good enough, and I don''t know their strength. Then my telescope is filled with a large number of white people. They wear open white Taoist clothes and colorful belts representing the level. At first glance, they practice judo and Taekwondo. Sanda is very inclusive, and there is only a small difference between the rules and all kinds of fighting, There is a lot of room for intersection, so these people also come to join in the fun, but they are too ignorant. It was originally a Sanda event. Don''t you show up in such clothes?
I pointed to them and said, "see, in case of such a case, beat it to death."
I just looked at it and burst out with my mouth. No one paid attention to me.
Looking at it, suddenly a team in front of me almost surprised my eyes. Behind a small soldier raising cards, there were a group of chirping girls, all with long hair, jade face and red lips. Because they were engaged in sports, they were very graceful. Just now, because all the representative teams were gathered together, no one found it. Now as soon as they appeared, the whole stadium was boiling. I couldn''t wait to hear them turn to the podium and look at the sign directly. It said "crescent women''s bodyguard school". Tut tut. No wonder, I seem to have read the newspaper. Generally, such schools recruit students with foundation, including martial arts guidance, appearance diplomacy and so on. Once graduated, most of them serve special female customers. Of course, some of them have become vases, but at least it shows that they are very beautiful. I twisted the telescope and couldn''t swallow the fried dough sticks in my mouth. I looked at them carefully one by one. Ouch, that small waist, ouch, that look, there was a heroic and valiant look in the softness. In terms of appearance, it''s like a stewardess reserve.
I laughed and said in several voices: "interesting. We must show mercy when we meet them. I can''t do it myself..."
Today, less than half of those present were Kung Fu men with simple minds and developed limbs. When they saw the beautiful lineup, no matter whether there were leaders, presidents or presidents, they whistled one after another and called, "sister, are you free tonight?" "Beauty, come to our * * martial arts school. Brother will teach you by hand"... The explanation interrupted. Sitting on the rostrum, the settled old monk raised his eyebrows and recited the Buddha''s name.
In the new moon team, the girls all lowered their heads slightly. The female leader had a shiny black hair and a horse tail. Her eyes were a long and thin seam, especially when narrowed. She was not annoyed. She just glanced at the most fierce men in the crowd and hung a sneer on her soft little mouth.
I was so excited that I danced and shouted, "brothers, if you win this chick''s lot, no one will rob me!" Look at the heroes, some lie in chairs and sleep back, some play cards together, and some have already run out and stroll around. They simply ignore my existence collectively. However, it seems that they are sure of the game, which is a good phenomenon.
As soon as the beauty team passed, I was a little sleepy, so I leaned on the table and narrowed for a while. When I got up to sleep, the endless delegation still lived like a lantern in front of me. I looked again for a while and picked out some dark horses I was optimistic about. Song Qing finally couldn''t help it and said with a smile, "brother Xiao, you said to let this and that, there are no less than 10 teams. If we all want to give way, we can''t get in the top 10."
I chuckled and said, "really, when you eat fried dough sticks, you say to let it go, but when you drink Soybean milk, you don''t let it go - where''s Li Bai?"
Song Qing said, "he drank too much yesterday and couldn''t get up this morning. I''ll go back and see him later."
I said, "well, you''d better call him and let him write a poem to commemorate this grand scene."
At this time, the entrance ceremony was coming to an end. The delegation from the host city walked through the rostrum, so the tiger, red dragon and tiger came one after another. Of course, the tiger didn''t appear in person. He had already placed an expensive guest seat under our oblique bread. Now the VIP seat can''t be wrapped up with money, but with the power of the tiger, Of course, it''s not difficult. He didn''t come himself today. After these teams, there is an individual team composed of more than 100 people. There are many restrictions on individual players in this competition, so many Sanda loyal fans who have some strength prefer to spend money to stay in a small group and really participate in the competition as an individual. Most of them are professional athletes with strong strength.
Finally, when we arrived at our Yucai civil and military school, under the leadership of Xu Delong and Yan Jingsheng, 100 Yuejiajun came into people''s eyes. Even the little soldiers who raised their cards were twice as tall. Their iron blood characteristics finally weighed on people''s momentum. When I looked at the podium, Mayor Liang smiled with satisfaction.
Unfortunately, at this time, I found a very disharmonious factor: in the neat queue, a beautiful girl with almond eyes walked lazily and waved to the audience frequently, just like a little actress who came to sing
I was surprised and said, "when will the third sister run to the ground?"
When the heroes heard that they were all crowded in front, they laughed and said, "three younger sisters are really good."
As soon as Hu Sanniang appeared, the men began to whistle and shout again. Of course, the female bandits didn''t care about these and smiled back, but the happy atmosphere finally deteriorated when passing through the podium. When the commentator reported the words "Yucai civil and military school", the audience was stunned, then began to laugh, booed everywhere, Hu Sanniang was angry, and raised her middle finger at the loudest place at the moment when her back was facing the podium.
She shocked the audience at once. It also left an indelible deep impression on the audience
I clubbed on the table and patted the table feebly. I said why no one had pinched my scalp for so long.
In the next item of the conference, the contestants'' representatives withdrew and the artistic performance began.
After a while, Xu Delong gathered 300 people together. He came up to me alone. He told me that it was rare for them to come out. I want to go around the city and go back to school at night, so I don''t have to worry.
I said, "well, call me if you need anything - can you use the phone?"
Xu Delong said with a smile: "they are young, and I am almost."
"Well, let''s go. Don''t forget there''s an exhibition game tomorrow."
Just as Xu Delong was about to leave, I stopped him and put a wad of money in his hand. He said, "there are many of you, so you can only invite the soldiers to eat a popsicle. The 100000 yuan for protective equipment is still at your teacher Yan''s. Everyone wants everything they want. It doesn''t matter if they spend it all. That''s what you earn."
It can be seen that Xu Delong was very moved. He wanted to say something, but he couldn''t say it. Finally, he turned to me and left.
In fact, among these customers, the soldiers are the ones I have been waiting for the most, and they have been here for a long time. At first, I lived in the wilderness, then in the school. I was also responsible for the security and canteen. In addition to food and housing, I didn''t give people pocket money - but there are too many of them. China is rich in land and resources. Don''t we have to count down the average number of resources to everyone? Therefore, the door of our crematory is pasted with "strive to refresh records and improve living standards".
Hu Sanniang came up slowly. He pointed to his back and said, "look who''s coming?" She was followed by Du Xing, Yang Zhi and Zhang Qing. The three men have been living in the bar for a long time. This gathering was especially intimate.
Dong Ping asked, "where''s Zhu GUI?"
Hu Sanniang laughed and said, "standing at the door, they can''t get in without tickets. Lao Yang and Zhang Qing jumped in. Zhu GUI, that fat man, can''t jump for a long time."
I hurriedly called the guard and told them not to stop anyone who reported my name in the future. Secretary Liu had said hello to all parts and wanted to support me at all costs. As soon as the guard heard this, he quickly invited Zhu GUI in.
As soon as Zhu GUI came in, the heroes were happy. Zhu GUI made a bow and said loudly, "brothers, I miss you so much. Come to my place to drink in the evening." There was a roar of promise.
When it was busy, a crisp voice called, "Xiaoqiang!" Then a little beauty ran in and took my hand, and then Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers came in with a smile. Now they were booming again. Hu Sanniang hugged Ni Siyu''s shoulder and said in surprise, "where did this sister come from? She''s so beautiful."
Zhang Shun said with a smile, "it''s our apprentice who can''t do anything. Just now we were watching the opening ceremony at her house. The style of the three younger sisters is still the same."
Ni Siyu''s family looked at the stadium with a broader vision. They must have seen the international gesture of Hu Sanniang.
Although Hu Sanniang was careless, she felt a little embarrassed in front of such a innocent little girl and interrupted: "I have time to teach you some tricks to deal with smelly men."
Duan Jingzhu heran: "does the third sister teach Kung Fu on the ground or..." although the second half of the sentence was not said, everyone understood it. Hehe smiled low. Ni Siyu was not stupid, but his mind was simple. Second, he was obsessed with swimming. He raised his face and asked, "does my sister also know underwater Kung Fu?"
At this time, the exciting music began. A famous second rate singer in the city roared on the temporary stage: "the river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky participate in the Big Dipper..."
Zhang Shun said, "eh, this song is powerful. What''s its name?"
The second rate continued to sing: "let''s go. Wow, you have me, all of them..."
Lin Chong nodded and said, "there is momentum."
When the second rate sang "when the road sees injustice, roar wow, when it''s time to do it, and rush into Kyushu", Li Kui jumped and said, "dog day, it''s really happy. It''s like our hero''s behavior."
Ni Siyu said, "this song is called Hero song. Haven''t you heard it?"
Xiao rang suddenly sighed, "it''s a pity that we have 108 brothers. How good it would be if we could get together here. Hey... I''m afraid there''s no hope anymore." His words made the heroes speechless. The more the song of heroes was sung, the more sad they were. Li Kui sat down on the ground and howled, "I miss brother Song Jiang, hey hey --" and cried.
Ni Siyu saw Hu Sanniang''s eyes wet and said strangely, "sister, what''s the matter with you?"
I said, "I miss my brother-in-law."
Hu Sanniang wiped tears and said, "what do you want him to do? I think of the jujube horse I rode. I saved me several times on the battlefield."
I sighed: "people, they are always unforgettable about what they have ridden."
Almost everyone stared at me, intending to see the meaning of this sentence in my eyes. I blinked innocent eyes and said naively, "isn''t it? Anyway, I miss my bike very much." The heroes turned their heads together. They all look disdainful.
It''s very close. Fortunately, I''m good at acting, which covered up the difficulty. Otherwise, the third sister won''t screw my head out of the apple pit?
Ni Siyu suddenly asked me, "Xiaoqiang, didn''t big brother come?"
I said, "my big brother is accompanying my sister-in-law. I don''t have time to come."
The little girl said, "I''m going to play in a few days. Do you think he can come?"
I also curled my lips and said, "Why are competitions everywhere? Modern people are under great pressure."
I saw that heroes rarely get together today, so I said, "brothers, let''s take this opportunity to decide who will play the day after tomorrow?" But they all indulged in an atmosphere of sadness. No one paid attention to me, and Ni Siyu was at the scene. It was inconvenient to talk, so I had to not mention it first.
At this time, I only heard the boiling on the field again, and the familiar whistles and teasing were everywhere. I turned around and saw that the beautiful players of the new moon lined up in two teams on the stage, and they stood face to face. The announcer''s voice: "the following program is an impromptu performance. It is recommended by the crescent women''s bodyguard school." There was an obscene voice under the stage: "give yourself", "take off one", "give me a pole dance"
The black haired female leader was not moved at all. At the command, the two players began to perform a fight. The left row of female players made a unified attack to the right, but the pace was slower and slower. Look at the first person on the right. Catch and attack your teammate, a sack on her back and throw her on the table. As like as two peas in the third group and fourth groups, the second groups acted exactly the same way, and the grandstand was like a windmill, but only a group of people. A group of beautiful women fell by the other team, and the platform boards were trembled with trembling.
Looking at a slight sweat flowing down my sideburns, because I once made bold remarks. When I met them, I wanted to "do it myself". I saw Lu Junyi looking at me with a smile. I smiled awkwardly and said, "performance nature, performance nature..."
The next move looked more like a performance. I saw these beauties start fighting in groups. Often one person was subdued between the three moves and two moves, but they picked their eyes and locked their neck and took down their joints. The moves were fierce, clean and neat, and their strength seemed not light. Anyway, they looked very painful.
The audience began to be quiet. These people don''t rub sand in their eyes. The girls are crisp and skilled in moves. Although they lack strength, they are bound to suffer a loss when they meet with themselves at first. Therefore, everyone is sweating in the palm of his hand.
After several rounds of attack performances, several female players moved onto a table, which was much higher than the ordinary one, and almost reached the chest. The audience, including me and the heroes, couldn''t understand what she was going to do. Do you want to lie down and break a big stone on her chest? I locked her chest with a telescope and tut tut said, "beautiful, really beautiful, perfect half bowl, D cup..."
Someone put an ordinary beer bottle on the table. The female leader kicked the bottle to pieces. I wondered, "what''s this?" Yang Zhilin praised them with one voice: "good Kung Fu!" Seeing that I was still confused, Zhang Qing pinched my neck and said, "do you see the height of the bottle? Let''s not say if you can lift your legs so high. Can you just kick the mouth of the bottle?"
My hair stood up: break the mouth of an empty beer bottle with her toes. Does she have the legendary internal power?
Just think about how difficult it is. An empty bottle is floating there, and I can kick it away with one foot - even if my legs can''t lift so high, I can kick the table, but it''s too difficult to break the bottle just by kicking it. It''s just like the movie where the God of food throws a radish into the sky and waves a few knives, and the radish falls into a flower.
Of course, in the movie, you don''t even need stunts. You just need a radish, a kitchen knife and a flower - but what I see now is definitely real kung fu.
The two female players kicked the team leader while putting bottles, and finally kicked around the table like a whirlwind.
There were many people in the audience who were as inexplicable as me, so the applause gradually rang out. When some people finally fell into the clouds, a team member piled five bricks in front of their team leader. The female team leader burst out, raised his hand and fell his palm. The five bricks suddenly broke together, with uneven fractures and staggered teeth, which made the visual impact more serious, It makes people feel cold.
Lu Junyi smiled and said to me, "do you still go to her in person?"
I sat stunned for a long time. Hu Sanniang held her arm and watched the female leader''s smooth black hair step down calmly. She said with great interest, "I want to have a competition with this sister."
After the performance of the new moon beauty team, the whole field was quiet this time. Although no one dared to flirt, not even applaud or cheer. The female leader led the way. People unconsciously gave way wherever they went. I watched them enter the VIP seat opposite with a telescope. The female leader sat in the first row, shook her hair, picked up a water glass and had a drink, Continue to watch the following performances. Wow, Kaka, this time she has something to do these days. You can see beautiful women, but you can''t let her find that although she squints her eyes, it also means that she wants to split bricks. Everyone in the Jianghu knows that my brother Xiaoqiang is good at using a brick, and she doesn''t have to work hard to split five bricks in one breath. Natural enemies!
As soon as the impromptu program was over, I noticed that more people went to the bathroom. The rest of the program was like chewing wax. The whole morning passed.
At noon, we went back to the hotel to rest. I held a pile of room keys and handed them to the heroes. Now I finally know why there are 35 rooms - that''s exactly a whole floor. Most of our rooms on the third and fourth floors were occupied by a martial arts school called Jingwu free fighting in Jiangsu. The other half of the tenants were actually tigers of tigers, led by tuna. It seems that their main lineup didn''t appear today. The people of other people''s Jingwu school were wearing uniform clothes and a Wulin expert waiting to go was painted on their left shoulder, It seems to be very powerful, and the people of the tiger martial arts school also have their own clothes and flag. They are superior to us.
In view of this situation, I immediately found Wu Yong and discussed with him whether I could design a school flag. I also told him my idea: have a circle to represent the world; Having water means being broad; There is at least one weapon, representing power.
Wu Yong thought for a moment and said, "how about painting Nezha Chuo gun against the Dragon King of the East China Sea? Two circles."
I said sadly, "you''d better do what you do. You might as well paint bin Laden driving an Audi and fighting the Marines with M4 - four circles."