CHAPTER 452: CHAPTER 285: NEW MACHINE WOW I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR PANTS_2

"Not bad."

"What about mine?" Qu Wanqiu asked upon hearing this.

"Qu Wanqiu, get as far away as you can. When I see you, I want to punch your homework into pieces," Lin Li turned his head to glare at Qu Wanqiu, sneering as he sang out.

Qu Wanqiu blinked her eyes, looking innocent.

Is this double standard really necessary?

However, Qu Wanqiu didn’t have the same confidence as Ding Sihan. She felt it was deserved, and in fact, she wanted to see this reaction, so she just smiled and gave two middle fingers.

"What did they give you? I’m so curious. I asked them, but they wouldn’t say."

Hearing this unusual conversation, Chen Yu Ying looked up and curiously asked.

"Something not suitable for children, not suitable for a sixteen-year-old to know," Lin Li tapped Chen Yu Ying’s forehead with his index finger and continued walking towards the back row.

"Tch—" Chen Yu Ying pouted unhappily and began to open her breakfast.

"Yu Ying, did you solve this problem yet? Teach me," said Ding Sihan, who had a bun in her mouth and leaned over at this time.

"The molar mass of A is... huh? Why is the molar mass ’pig head’?"

Ding Sihan froze when she saw the answer Chen Yu Ying wrote.

Chen Yu Ying was taken aback upon hearing this and looked down at the fill-in-the-blank question she was just writing.

She saw the words "pig head" written, with a simple sketch of a pig face next to it.

When did this get drawn...

"Ah..."

Chen Yu Ying whimpered, quickly used her pen to scratch out the answer, turning it into a black square, then covered her slightly flushed face.

...

"Did you all finish the cake last night?" Lin Li asked after distributing breakfast to the back row.

"I don’t know, I just ate some crumbs," Qin Zeyu shrugged.

"I don’t know either, I just licked some cream," Chen Tianming sneered.

Lin Li then looked at Zhou Baowei, who was lying down.

"Bao Wei, do you know?"

"Haha, I might know a little too much," Zhou Baowei said somewhat awkwardly, then rubbed his stomach. "Damn, I think I ate too much at once last night; my stomach’s a bit uncomfortable now."

"Typical of a pig, you totally deserved it."

Bai Bufan arrived late at this moment, but it seemed like he wasn’t just arriving; rather, he had been to the water cooler.

"Looks like he actually listened," Lin Li nodded in satisfaction.

However, Bai Bufan did not respond. He just sat in his seat and let out a deep sigh.

"What’s wrong?" Lin Li asked then.

Bai Bufan took a sip of water and sighed again:

"I drank too much water before bed last night, and I woke up having to pee so bad, so I went to the bathroom. After drinking so much water, the pee was like a high-pressure water cannon. My god, it’s the first time I peed so forcefully."

"And then?"

Since this was just a normal statement, Lin Li did not find any unusual or noteworthy points, so he seemed puzzled.

"Then I woke up again," Bai Bufan’s voice carried a touch of sadness.

Wait.

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

"Did you seriously concoct an Inception moment out of peeing? My gosh, people who wet the bed, stay away from me!"

Lin Li pinched his nose, leaning his body against the wall, and waved dismissively.

"Just kidding, just kidding. I actually woke up in time, so no major incident happened. But I did wake up many times during the night, so from today, you can call me the Night Waker."

Bai Bufan justified himself first, then spread his hands helplessly.

"Why don’t you call yourself the Water Drinker," Lin Li chuckled but then reminded, "Bufan, you’re supposed to drink more water, but not like this. The guidelines say drinking about two liters a day is enough. Drinking like you do, be careful you don’t turn into a giant."

"Drinking water can turn me into a giant? I have a bold idea," Bai Bufan’s eyes lit up.

"Hmm, Bufan, your intention is good, but don’t set off just yet."

...

After the fifth class, everyone got up and rushed to the canteen.

Lin Li had to go help Wang Ze pick up a package at the post office, so he would eat out at noon. He didn’t need to compete with everyone else, taking it slow.

He heard Wang Ze will go meet a senior during lunch, wish him success.

Just kidding, wish him failure; don’t let him really succeed.

And so, moving leisurely to the back row to search his small locker after that, only then was Lin Li ready to leave, but he noticed Zhou Baowei, who was supposed to be most committed to "eating actively" and who was lagging behind and looked uncomfortable.

He could still hear the sound of him taking a sharp breath.

"What’s wrong?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"I must’ve really upset my stomach. I ate the school’s grilled cold noodles before bed last night, and then Bufan brought back cake. Couldn’t help eating too much, and now my stomach doesn’t feel right this morning.

I’ve had a dull stomach ache all morning, went to the bathroom twice," Zhou Baowei sighed, "looks like I’ll have to eat something lighter for lunch."

Eating greasy food and cream cake together, that’s Zhou Baowei for you.

"Bao Wei, I used to think of you as a piggy bank from childhood," Lin Li sighed and shook his head at hearing this.

"What do you mean?"

"Fat, but no money, and still a pig."

Zhou Baowei: "?"

"You just said ’used to think,’ have things improved now? Right? They must have improved!" Zhou Baowei was always hopeful about Lin Li, asking expectantly.

"Yes, things have improved. Now I think you’re an egg tart," Lin Li nodded.

"What’s that supposed to mean now?"

"Round shape, yellow inside, but crispy body," Lin Li shook his head, "You, without a steel stomach, shouldn’t mess with porcelain foods."