CHAPTER 121: I’M SLEEPING WITH ALL OF YOU!

I deserve to be alone for the rest of my life, in fact.

"Ah, forgive me, I got carried away and did beyond my station!"I laughed and patted her head, drawing her close to my heart.

"I don’t mind... I have a nagging manager who annoys me and gives me orders every day besides."

{I’m... annoying?}

(What? When did I... I, uh, wasn’t referring to you, Professor.)

I looked down to find Tamayō in a warm smile...

...It was really heartwarming, the entire experience...

Well, till she began to wiggle her crotch on mine.

"Tamayō, don’t push it."

"Forgive me!"

Then a voice resounded from above us.

"So... you would cheat on us in broad daylight?"

I looked outside the window to find the moon out already...

Alicia, it literally isn’t broad daylight, so we can chea—

Wait a minute! How did she even get up there unnoticed?!

Before I could explain anything—

BANG!

The door flew open and Levina walked in, furious.

I turned to her, my expression grave. "Are we under attack?"

"Nothing of the sort, Master Raven," she folded her arms. "But I find it utterly distasteful to show favoritism to anyone but me!"

Hear yourself, you sea monster.

Tamayō rose from the bed, ultra-smug. "Ara? What is your dissatisfaction? Our Lord can sleep with any woman he desires."

Alicia almost fell off the high window from that statement.

"Y-Y-You!!" She pointed at Tamayō, eyes wide. "You slept with Ruby, didn’t you?!"

Tamayō chuckled. "Was there a rule in our alliance that forbade sleeping with the Lord IF he asked for it?"

Levina and Alicia’s heads snapped to me.

Eeeeek!!

I know where this is going!

My pure chastity is at risk again!

But actually, it wasn’t so bad.

Alicia, in a light dress—possibly meant for sleeping—crawled to me, her face flushed.

"R... Ruby, won’t you... sleep with me too?" she asked, subtly wiggling her hips and legs.

Levina was at her side, also in a nightdress. Her face was beet red, her serpentine eyes darting everywhere.

"Likewise, Master Raven. It would not be fair to only sleep with Tamayō."

Sigh.

Levina was so cute at these times, I completely forgot the enormous haunting yellow eyes beneath our boat that day.

Something peeked out of the bed.

It was... Shizuka?!

With her wolf ears and tail out!

"Master... Shizuka too."

Kyaa!! I’m surrounded by cute ladies in every direction!!

Ah, but what about Bina?

I used God Wolf Eye to search beneath my room.

Sure enough, she was occupying her entire bed—which could fit about five people—drool and slobber dripping from her open mouth.

...It was also cute to witness, by the way.

Ah, what to do!!

This is such a dilemma!

{Master is grinning like a fool.}

Well, it’s not like they’ll bite me. I suppose I’ll grant their request, even if it’s inconveniencing me.

"Alright, girls!" I exclaimed, much to their delight. "I’ve heard your piece now, so I’m sleeping with all of you!"

"Hurray!!" they celebrated.

But before they would do anything further, I scooped them all and buried myself in paradise.

Ahhhhhh, they were all so soft and smooth!!

I should lock them up in a basement and protect them forever!!

"Master Raven...?" Levi asked, deadpan in my clutches. "What exactly are we doing?"

"Hm...? We’re sleeping together. It’s already late, we might as well sleep here."

Why is she asking me that too?

Alicia turned to me, eyes nigh-dead. "Ruby, do you know what ’sleep with me’ even means?"

Ah, that burn Platform gave me! Alicia was trying to make fun of me!

"Hmph!" I pouted. "Making fun of me, I see. It means just what it says! Did you think I was an idiot?!"

"Ah, sorry, go ahead." She turned back to my chest. "Continue SLEEPING WITH US."

With my dominance set back in place, I continued to wallow in the field of cute girls, tails, ears, hairs, and a soft, soft bed.

It was absolutely a wonderful night...

Except—

*

The next day, Bina told me what "sleep with me" actually meant, and I almost snapped my own neck from sheer embarrassment.

*

A few days had passed with my privacy constantly being invaded by either the girls or the dwarf chief, Valhugr.

So I mostly spent my time outside my room; either at the forges, the village square, or talking with Vilskapa.

He was actually a sensible guy when you get to know him.

Turned out he was half fairy, half nor-dwarf.

He is a wonderful craftsman and inventor, who created the stuff that normally hid their village from outside perception.

He also apologized for attacking Alicia; he said he thought he was going to die when his Mjölnøx got destroyed from hitting her.

Weird. Alicia is currently as harmless as a lamb. Maybe Levi did something.

Tsk. Nothing gets past her perception it seems.

Maybe she even saw the village before the dwarves let us through.

It turned out that Vil (because over my dead body would I stress myself calling him "Vilskapa" all the time) was older than me, by thousands of years.

He was 12,000 years old, and the second-oldest dwarf in the village, excluding Brokkr.

So he had a lot of knowledge and skill to craft what I was currently looking at: guns!!

Even in Gihon, guns were something of a new trend.

Completely harmless to me, though, but extremely lethal to humans.

He had different varieties of them, but one particularly caught my eyes.

A golden long gun, with a serpentine dragon labelling the surface.

He called it "Jörm-S12" after my aunt, Jörmungandr, who actually bore resemblance to Leviathan; blah, blah, blah.

(P.S. I hate my Aunt... and all relatives).

The dwarves were really freaked out when they learned that Levi was actually the planet-sized sea monster, Leviathan, in the coastal sea. And that I was, apparently, the reason they had even set up a village here in the first place.

Scary, being that I was just born when this village was founded—about 300 years ago.

I called Trigger to give the guns a shot.

He seemed to be adept in accuracy and projectiles.

We left the village and went out far into Hades Border.

"This is a truly magnificent piece of art," Trigger was basically drooling as he slid his fingers on the gun.

"Yeah, just channel enough magic power into the gun, and the bullet inside would reflect your power," Vil explained.

Then Trigger faced the east with outstretched hand.

Closing one eye, and turning grave serious!

Man, we’re just testing weapons, not assassinating the king of a nation!

The magic power that left Trigger was immense; it slithered from his body to the gun, the air became stale, and the gun began to glow golden.

"Uhm..." Vil turned to me with a smile, "I have a bad feeling about this,"

I raised my thumb up, "What a coincidence; me too."

Then Trigger pulled the trigger.

BA—