CHAPTER 123: MASTER IS TOO EASY

A regal and majestic beast I am! I refuse to be reduced to a damsel in distress!

"Hey," my eyes glowed with killing intent, "let go off me, and I’ll forget all abo— Hngh!"

The bastard groped my behind!!

Ah, and I made a weird noise...

"Maybe if you kiss me..." his handsome face was inches from mine, I could feel his hot breath, "I’ll let you off... What do you say?"

Damn it... He’s unnaturally strong...

Wait, no! I remember this crap!

Whenever someone—Levi—attacks me with pervy intents, I seem to... grow weak... Not just weak, completely powerless!

(Platform, don’t you think so?)

{Hm? Really? I think Master is his usual self.}

(Get your eyes checked, professor! I’m being harassed in an alley!)

I put strength in my leg and swung for his groin, but he used his legs to grasp mine easily.

Tsk.

"Hehehe, playing hard to get, are we?" he whispered. "Just one kiss and I’ll let you go."

Damn bastard!! I’ll remember this?!

But... I–If it’s just one kiss, m–maybe he’ll, you know... let me go...

{...Master is too easy.}

(Shut it!)

"F–Fine! Maybe just a little..." The shame was written all over my face in red.

I glanced at his lips, full and plush...

Maybe it won’t be so... bad.

But as my lips was about to catch his, a finger laid on mine.

Hugr’s finger.

"I was just jesting," he smiled. "I would never ravage a maiden without her permission."

SMACK!

A young dark elf(?) smashed a pan into Hugr’s head, pouted, then ran off.

He shrugged her off as if she was never there.

"Can I join you in your evening walk? You seem to be avoiding your room," he asked.

Well, it was you I was particularly avoiding, so...

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We had a few chitchats; actually, we hit it off pretty well.

If we forget 70% of the conversation being about panties, boobs, and female buttocks, you’ll see that Hugr was actually a nice guy... I think.

He had been chief of the village since forever, making decisions for them, and getting punished regularly for stealing panties and peeping, but the village folks still loved him...

Wait, what?

Whatever!

He took me around the town-looking village, showing me where particularly dangerous stuff were being made and disposed of, and their warfare warehouse packed to the top with highly dangerous equipment, "in case that crazy goddess comes back." Whatever he meant.

Moving closer to the main forge—the second biggest building here—we ran into Bina.

"You were going to that forge? Then let me accompany you," she said and grasped my arm.

The thing was, after we opened the door, we found several—no, all—the dwarves unconscious with black eyes and bumps.

I turned to Bina, "What went down in here?"

She immediately became defensive, "Hear this, Master Ruben!

*

"Oh, hello fellas!" I walked in to ask for the toilet.

"Oh? We adults don’t use the toilet. We use energy conversion, so we have no need for it."

I told them that they were straying away from humanity gradually and they should better get toilets, but they laughed at me and said:

"Haha! Nice joke, ma’am. Who in their right mind would prefer to experience the inconveniences of the toilet? What are we, human?"

Then he hooted with the others. I was so heartbroken!

*

"So?" I raised a brow.

"Hm? I beat them half to death, why?"

"What do you mean why?! You don’t just beat people half to death whenever you get pissed off!!"

Due to Platform and her many tinkering, I could no longer use any form of healing spells or flight spells. Or many other spells... But I could fix people manually, using [Abaddon’s Jaw].

So I apologized to the men and went to report Bina to the other girls.

Opening the door to their room, I found Cetus at a corner, hands raised with a big boulder on them.

And Hugr was chest-deep into the ground again, with a black eye and bleeding.

Wait, when did he even leave? I thought we were walking together?

Apparently, Cetus had been stalking me on Levi’s orders.

So she saw what Hugr did to me in the alley, thus why Hugr is half-buried and battered.

But Cetus is also serving punishment.

*

"My Lady, the dwarf chief is about to engage in sexual activity with the Supreme Lord. But he seems welcoming to his advances, so I came to ask if I should strike regardless."

*

Apparently, that was an affront; seeing the Supreme Lord get harassed and not act immediately.

Before I left them to their devices:

"If anyone sneaks into my room today..." I squinted, "I won’t talk to them for a week."

"What?! That’s too harsh, Ruby!"

"Master Raven, please reduce the punishment! I cannot sleep without breathing your hair!"

As you can see, they’ve already assumed that they’ll disobey my commands.

In my room, I let myself fall in the soft, soft bed, gazing at the ceiling and the amazing carvings on it—like the presentation of a long-ago war.

Well, dwarves were involved in a lot of wars in the past...

Before I got drawn into dreamland, I heard a familiar voice—

"It’s really harsh of you to not even ask of me all these time, Rapunzel."

Eh?! She still couldn’t get the name right?

As I raised myself from the bed to glance at the person—

SMOOOCHHHH

"Ah!!!!! My f-first kiss! How dare you?!" I snapped at the pale lady now sitting on me.

"How awful!" she sulked. "It was also my first kiss! And when I wanted to help your miserable life by blessing you with the divine lips of a death goddess!"

Then she laid another one on me!

If Levi and the others see this, there’ll be hell to pay!

She removed her lips and gazed at me with her silver, skull-icon pupils in her dark eyes.

"Did you... miss me?" her sexy, husky voice resonated.

"Uhm... Levina told me that you showed her the way to get me, when I tried to run away from her previously..."

"..." Dearth stayed silent, still gazing at me with a smile.

"So... you betrayed me to save your own skin?"

"...Well," she hugged me, "I felt that you’d be lonely. Not that I care about your furry ass or anything, but it felt to me like abandoning a pet, or something, so here I am! You can lick me all over if you want."

...What is this scam of a god doing here since, I don’t know, Chapter 15?