"Then we have to go play a project first. We can't waste the time when there are the fewest people and do nothing, right?" Zhou Baowei had no choice but to obey, but he still analyzed rationally.

"Let's ride the roller coaster," Bai Bufan suddenly agreed.

"You're okay with it now?" Zhou Baowei and Lin Li were both a little surprised.

"Yes, let's go ride that roller coaster. I feel like this is the most exciting and suitable for us," Bai Bufan pointed in a direction, his eyes shining with excitement.

Lin Li's gaze followed, and then he fell silent.

In a large amusement park, there was of course more than one roller coaster. Some even had seven or eight in one park. The Azure Dragon was just the most exciting one in Pingjiang Amusement Park.

The one Bai Bufan was pointing at now was another roller coaster.

This roller coaster covered an area of about 500,000 square centimeters and could accommodate up to two people at a time. The highest point of the track was about three hundred centimeters from the ground. Even the cultivator Lin Li had to jump to touch it.

And in the middle of the roller coaster, there was a terrifying statue of a milk dragon shining with colorful lights, constantly rotating and making a sound, "Nainong, nainong, I am nainong!"

Zhou Baowei looked at the electronic map of the park on his phone, which had an introduction, "Soaring Cute Dragon, suitable for ages 3-7. Bufan, the location is not even as big as your shoe size. What's so exciting about it?"

"I want to take a picture with the milk dragon, can't I? They're both dragons, so the milk dragon is about the same as the Azure Dragon. How about we give up the Azure Dragon and focus on the milk dragon?" Bai Bufan said righteously.

"People who like milk dragons should really be lined up and shot with a machine gun," Lin Li sneered.

"Don't be like that. Many children like milk dragons," Bai Bufan defended the milk dragon.

Lin Li thought for a moment and then gave a solution:

"Just lower the muzzle of the gun."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Can't argue with that. Lin Li is a true devil.

As soon as it was eight o'clock, the isolation belt was pulled open on time, and a crowd of people rushed in.

The three of them finally decided to go play a moderately exciting 'Haunted Castle Rafting' first, which could also serve as a warm-up for the 'Raging Rapids'.

Experience completed.

It wasn't a particularly exciting project. It was just rafting in a dark environment with ghost scenes. Apart from being occasionally jump-scared when sitting in the front row, there was nothing else worth mentioning.

"Lin Li, did you hear that just now? The woman behind us kept saying she was afraid of both the dark and ghosts when we were playing," on the way out, Bai Bufan asked Lin Li.

"I heard her. She kept screaming. It was so noisy, and her perfume was so strong," Lin Li nodded, his face full of disgust.

The smell was too pungent. The more he smelled it, the more he missed the smell on the bus.

"Then tell me, why isn't she afraid when the dark and ghosts are combined?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and gestured with his eyes behind him.

Lin Li turned his head slightly and only then did he realize that the woman behind him was holding hands with a black ghost.

Case solved. Half of the perfume smell he had just smelled probably came from this black ghost.

Foreigners, especially black ghosts, really sprayed perfume as if it were free in order to cover up their body odor.

Lin Li turned his head back to look at Bai Bufan. At this moment, his face was very serious, "Bufan, never mind being afraid of the dark or ghosts. I've found a murderer. Call headquarters immediately. I don't have a weapon and can't empty the magazine. I need backup, quick!"

"Report to the FBI tomorrow."

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were both stunned for a moment, then they tacitly gave a thumbs-up.

Then, according to the plan, the three of them came to the fast entrance of the Azure Dragon roller coaster and lined up at the end of the line.

At this moment, the machine was already running continuously. With each run of the machine, the screams went from far to near, and from near to far, like doing ASMR.

Bai Bufan swallowed a large mouthful of saliva.

"Didn't the Qing Dynasty fall? Why are the cruel tortures still here!? Haven't they confessed yet?" Bai Bufan denounced the evil of this world.

No one paid attention to him.

After all, no one asked, how to confess.

"I suddenly remembered, my dad is about to give birth to my grandma. I have to go see if it's a boy or a girl. You guys have fun. I'm leaving first," Bai Bufan suddenly remembered this and turned to leave.

This time someone paid attention to him.

Bai Bufan's collar was instantly grabbed by four hands. No matter how hard he tried, he could only march in place.

He fled, he chased, he couldn't escape even with wings.

Bai Bufan turned his head and said to Lin Li with sincere words, "Bro, I really can't. I ate something bad this morning and my stomach is upset now. You don't want to see flying shit, do you?"

Lin Li: "..."

Zhang Wansen, it's shitting.

To be honest, Bai Bufan dared to describe such a scene, but Lin Li didn't even dare to imagine it. His body had even subconsciously tried to stay as far away from the roller coaster track as possible.

Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was looking for an excuse.

But Lin Li had to keep him, because as a good brother, he had to teach Bai Bufan what courage was, what overcoming fear was, what a rainbow after a storm was, and what was 'when your brother is about to die, don't you fucking think about living alone'.

"I really don't know what to do with you. Here, this should solve your problem."

Lin Li sighed, took out a glasses case, and handed it to Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan took it, opened it, took out the glasses inside, put them on his face, and looked at them. It was very dizzy. He was a little puzzled, "What's the use of this? To get used to the dizziness in advance?"

"No, I want you to stuff it in your butt, so the shit won't fly out," Lin Li explained.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Bai Bufan sneered. You can't catch a wolf without sacrificing a child. He really made a move to stuff it into his butt and at the same time said, "I'm really stuffing it now. Don't be unhappy again."

However, this time his judgment was wrong. Lin Li's face was calm, "I'm happy."

"Isn't this expensive? You don't want it anymore?" Bai Bufan was surprised.

"I don't want it anymore."

"Because it's my fucking glasses case!" Zhou Baowei turned his head and the more he looked, the more familiar it became. The more he looked, the more familiar it became. Finally, he confirmed that it was his glasses and snatched them back.

Lin Li's hands and feet were really not clean. Zhou Baowei despised this kind of person. After despising him, he put the half-drunk drink in his hand back next to Lin Li's backpack.

"Alright, my treat. I'll go to the mother and baby room to get you a diaper. That should solve your problem, right? I really don't know what to do with you," Lin Li sighed.

"You're even getting a diaper?" Bai Bufan looked disgusted.

Lin Li was stunned, then he laughed.

The two of them started fighting, passionately.

Because it was a fast track, it was the three of them's turn in a few minutes.

"Zeyu, how's this project? Is it scary?" Bai Bufan saw a classmate from the same class come down from above and immediately asked.

"I don't feel anything. It's even quite boring," Qin Zeyu shook his head.

"Really?" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up upon hearing this.

Boring was good. He liked boring things the most.

"Yeah, I got bored and fell asleep shortly after I went up. I was woken up by the staff later," after saying that, Qin Zeyu's legs trembled and he staggered past the three of them.

Bai Bufan's smile froze on his face.

Can you not call being scared to the point of fainting 'falling asleep'!?

Then Bai Bufan's face showed concern. He went up to support Qin Zeyu, turned his head, and waved at Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, "Zeyu is not well. I'll escort him to the park's infirmary. You guys go ahead and play."

Four hands grabbed Bai Bufan, and two hands pushed Bai Bufan away.

The three people in front and behind said in unison, "No need."

Bai Bufan's smile was bleak.

...

The roller coaster had four seats in a row. Lin Li was on the left, Bai Bufan was in the middle, Zhou Baowei was on the right, and on the far right was a student from another school.

At this moment, the hair of all three of them was blowing backward, refusing to come down, and their faces were ashen.

After the safety bar was operated by the staff, it slowly rose.

Lin Li took a deep breath and stood up, "Holy shit—"

In just two short minutes, his throat was a little hoarse from shouting.

Bai Bufan next to him didn't make a sound. When Lin Li looked at him, this bastard's eyes weren't even open.

Not everyone screamed when they played these exciting rides. In fact, a large number of people, like Bai Bufan in front of him, would close their eyes and hold on to the equipment tightly during the process, unable to make a sound.

This was true fear.

"Get up, Bufan," Zhou Baowei urged Bai Bufan, whose lips were still trembling, although he himself was not much better.

He had underestimated the power of the Azure Dragon roller coaster.

Before going up, Zhou Baowei: Mom, life is a wilderness. The world is so big, I want to see it.

After coming down, Zhou Baowei: Wilderness, man is born of a mother. Ding Zhen was right, I want to find my mom.

It was a bit like Lord Ye's love of dragons.

"On the roller coaster just now, it seems someone peed in my pants," hearing Zhou Baowei's urging, Bai Bufan said calmly.

Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "..."

Lin Li took a step to the left, Zhou Baowei took a step to the right, and they both pinched their noses.

Damn it.

Are you serious about taking half a step back?

"Damn it, I was just kidding. But my legs are really weak. Help me up, quick!" Bai Bufan, who was hurt by his brothers again, broke down and shouted.

Lin Li laughed, then pulled Bai Bufan's arm onto his shoulder.

Why was a boy's body still smelly and hard after being scared to the point of paralysis? Lin Li missed the fragrant and soft class president.

Wait.

Lin Li frowned.

[Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and dashing posture (0/8)]

On the mission interface, the pretty boy hadn't turned into a tough guy. This deeply stung Lin Li's heart.

Bùháo!

Until the three of them had left the Azure Dragon roller coaster area, this number still hadn't changed.

Lin Li smiled.

A pained smile.

What else could be the reason? It could only be that he had not been fearless enough, nor dashing enough just now.

System, I fucking praise your ancestors.

"Do we really have to go through this kind of disaster seven more times?" At this time, Bai Bufan, who was hanging on Zhou Baowei's side, trembled.

"I think, indeed, let's not play the other seven exciting projects for now," Zhou Baowei also said from his heart at this time.

He also needed to take a break.

"Support," Bai Bufan looked at the seven fast-track projects on his phone. "Anyway, if I have to play these projects in a row, I can't take it mentally or physically. I'll definitely support playing other things."

"OK, I already have a choice that suits your needs. I'll lead the way," Lin Li nodded upon hearing this.

"Okay, I'll trust you, Lin Li. You lead the way!" The three of them rarely reached a consensus in an instant. This was the power of the Azure Dragon roller coaster.

So Lin Li led the way. Half a minute passed, and then they started queuing.

Bai Bufan was a little surprised, "How did we get here so fast? What project is it?"

He felt like they had only been walking for a minute. What kind of leisure project was so close to the Azure Dragon roller coaster?

Zhou Baowei narrowed his eyes, "Bufan, look at the line next to us. It looks so familiar. It seems to be the fast track for the Azure Dragon roller coaster."

"It seems so."

"Why does the destination seem to be the same?"

With a thud in his heart, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked up at the same time.

An electronic information board:

[Azure Dragon Roller Coaster (Normal Queuing Entrance) (Estimated Queuing Time "15" minutes)]

In the next second, four hands simultaneously choked Lin Li's neck. Lin Li had already seen his great-grandmother waving at him.

"Lin Li, what the hell are you doing!" Bai Bufan was the most furious.

"No, you guys said, as long as we don't play those seven, projects, anything else is fine, right? Didn't I, meet your requirements—" Lin Li, whose throat of fate was being choked, had some difficulty speaking.

"You call this fucking meeting the requirements?" Bai Bufan roared.

"Just tell me if it met them or not?"

"I'll choke you to death!"

(End of Chapter)