The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I
Chapter 114 : Do You Think It's Fun, Lin Li!
Lin Li loved to watch "mukbang" videos while eating alone, but he wasn't as obsessed as Ding Sihan.
And for Lin Li, the "mukbang" video while eating was equivalent to the TV turned on during New Year's Eve now. It was purely for atmosphere, to make it less quiet. He didn't necessarily really watch it.
To put it bluntly, if you eat fast, it takes less than ten minutes. While eating, your attention might even be on the food. For someone like Ding Sihan, the time spent watching might not even be as long as the time spent looking for it.
"Class president, then I'll go play the rides first? See you later," seeing that Ding Sihan hadn't even started, Lin Li said.
"Okay."
"Help me get a cup of water from the water dispenser, thank you," Ding Sihan pointed to the water dispenser in the distance, with a commanding tone.
"Okay," Lin Li sighed.
I'll just spoil my daughter.
By the way, shouldn't a water dispenser be called a water spitter? Humans are the water drinkers.
After getting the water, Lin Li left.
Yeah, he left.
Looking at Lin Li who got the water and left the restaurant directly, Ding Sihan: "?"
A message came from her phone.
[Ding Sihan: Where are you?]
[Lin Li: Left.]
[Ding Sihan: What about the water?]
[Lin Li: [Image] In my hand.]
[Ding Sihan: ?]
[Lin Li: Oh right, Ding Sihan, you didn't tell me what to do after getting the water. What should I do now?]
[Ding Sihan: Lin Li, I hate you!!!]
Being misunderstood by family is a father's fate.
According to the map in his hand, Lin Li went to the location of the project called "God's Hammer".
In fact, it was just a giant pendulum, a pendulum arm with a circular disc with a circle of seats. While the disc rotated on its own, the pendulum arm continued to accelerate until the swing reached 360 degrees.
Looking at it from below, it felt like the pendulum arm was not fast, and it didn't seem very scary. But once you go up, you'll know. One person up, one person silent.
It was a masterpiece of dizziness, weightlessness, and excitement, and it was also one of the most famous projects in Pingjiang Amusement Park.
More importantly, the play process was very long, nearly three minutes at a time. It was a long-term torture.
However, for Lin Li, it was okay. With the two cases of the spinning flying chairs and the big turntable before, Lin Li was very confident in this kind of dizzying thing.
Lin Li now believed that his physique was comparable to that of a pilot.
It was not in vain that he had flown so many planes in the past three years. It was a case of thick accumulation and thin release.
For this kind of continuous circle of seats, there was no single rider line. Lin Li originally wanted to go to the fast track immediately, but he saw an acquaintance in the normal line, and it was his good brother. He had to go say hello.
It was lunchtime now, and there weren't many people. It wouldn't take long to queue in the normal line, so Lin Li walked over.
"Wang Yuezhi, why are you playing this project alone?" Lin Li asked.
—It was noon now, so Wang Yuezhi was of course his good brother.
"I'm in a bad mood. I'm looking for something unpleasant to make myself happy."
Hearing the question, Wang Yuezhi subconsciously replied with a dim voice, looking up at the swaying giant pendulum, listening to the tragic screams of the people on it.
Later, I'll see if I can not wear a seatbelt. That way, after flying out, I should be black and blue.
That way, maybe I can forget the hurt in my heart today.
"Oh, sorry to bother you. Then I have to go first. I'm in a good mood, I can't let you affect me," Lin Li nodded upon hearing this, preparing to run away before hearing any negative energy.
—It wasn't aimed at Wang Yuezhi. Lin Li's attitude towards his brothers was just like this.
Wang Yuezhi: "..."
Only then did he realize that the voice was very familiar. He turned his head, and sure enough, it was Lin Li. Only he could say such things.
Wang Yuezhi stared at Lin Li's surroundings, his eyes lit up, and he even took the initiative to grab the arm of Lin Li who wanted to leave, and asked in surprise, "Lin Li, are you alone?"
When I saw you just now, weren't there four of you?
Not together anymore?
"Our relationship is a bit too fast. I may have to consider it," Lin Li pulled Wang Yuezhi's hand off his arm. "But I can see that you are very lonely. Okay, I won't go. I can accompany you on this project."
I'll sacrifice myself for my brother.
His proposal was indeed a redemption for Wang Yuezhi, because it was visible to the naked eye that his mood had improved.
"I still have a play, no, I still have something to do. I'll go first. Lin Li, have fun, go for it," leaving this sentence, Wang Yuezhi left directly.
Leaving a slightly confused Lin Li.
Play? What play? I didn't hear of any circus performance tonight?
Shrugging his shoulders somewhat inexplicably, Lin Li continued to queue.
"Lin Li?"
A few seconds later, it was his turn to be called.
Lin Li turned his head. It wasn't any classmate, but the class teacher of Class 17 whom he had only met once. His name seemed to be Wang Ziyan.
"Hello, Teacher Yan. How do you know my name?" Lin Li asked.
"The teacher's name is Wang Ziyan," Wang Ziyan smiled.
"Then my name is Princess Lin?"
Anyway, he wasn't his subject teacher, and he seemed quite approachable. Plus, they were outside of school now, so Lin Li pretended not to understand.
"You're really a talent, just as Teacher Xue said," Wang Ziyan was about the same height as Lin Li. He patted Lin Li's shoulder helplessly.
It seems that Xue Jian regards me as an excellent student, as his proud talk, and shared it with other class teachers.
It's a little embarrassing.
"I'm not that outstanding, but I'll continue to work hard, Teacher Yan," humility makes people progress. Lin Li was polite.
"Then Lin Li, after you've had fun at the amusement park, how about you do Teacher Yan a favor?" Wang Ziyan asked.
"Huh?"
"The headlights of the bus for Class 17 are broken. Can you stand in front for Teacher Yan later?" Wang Ziyan's smile was gentle, his face full of expectation.
"Teacher Wang, you're so humorous," Lin Li blinked.
"Although my surname is finally Wang, you'd better hope you don't end up in my hands after the class division," Wang Ziyan's smile remained unchanged.
There weren't many pure lands left for him in Nansang Middle School, but Wang Ziyan was more interesting than Xue Jian.
At least when he was alone with him, he didn't feel like he was walking on thin ice. Of course, it was also because the two of them were not really teacher and student.
Other people's class teachers were always better than one's own.
"Teacher, are you here to play this project?" Lin Li asked.
"That's right. I'm accompanying you to the amusement park. I have to play a little myself," Wang Ziyan nodded. "I can't just sit in the lounge all day like your Teacher Xue. It's too boring.
But you, kid, you're quite brave, coming to play this project alone."
Wang Ziyan was quite proud when he said this, and even patted his chest.
"Teacher, you want to praise yourself for being brave, right?" So Lin Li got the meaning.
"That's not it, but if you have to mention it—" Wang Ziyan chuckled, preparing to tell his glorious record today.
"Teacher, I don't have to mention it. We can change the subject."
"You can mention it."
Wang Ziyan, whose spell was interrupted, looked at Lin Li straight.
"Teacher, what's your job? I'll first see if you have a chance to be my subject teacher after the class division, and then consider whether to accept this threat," Lin Li was very pragmatic.
Wang Ziyan: "..."
This damn kid.
No wonder Teacher Xue couldn't catch his breath when he mentioned him. Now it seems understandable.
However.
If Xue Jian knew what Wang Ziyan was thinking, he would probably say, "You still don't understand."
...
Soon, the two of them were in their seats.
Wang Ziyan didn't seem to be afraid at all. He even asked the staff just now if he could bring his phone with a neck strap, but was unfortunately rejected.
"Teacher, are you really not afraid at all?" Lin Li was really impressed now. Even he, after being trained by the system, was a little nervous.
"Not afraid. The so-called exciting projects I played today were all just short and not exciting enough. Pingjiang Amusement Park doesn't feel as scary as the rumors," Wang Ziyan nodded.
Lin Li gave a thumbs-up.
"Life is like a giant pendulum, with highs and lows. But everyone remember, let's swing together!" After shouting the extremely cheesy slogan, the machine started to run.
The screams started the moment it started, even though there was no speed yet. The girl on Lin Li's left had a pretty loud voice.
However, Wang Ziyan was excitedly "oh-ho-ing".
Maybe he's a biology teacher and has mastered the trick of atavism.
As the swing of the pendulum arm expanded, the excitement also gradually increased.
The girl on the left and the guy on the right were both screaming, one excited and one scared. Mixed with the fierce wind, the extreme stereo sound made Lin Li's eardrums hurt a little.
"Ahhh!!"
"Oh-oh-oh-ho!!"
This made Lin Li not know how to be dashing for a moment.
"Is it fun, Lin Li!" The Wang Ziyan next to him even had time to ask Lin Li.
"A piece of cake!" Lin Li replied upon hearing this.
"That's right, this is the feeling, it's awesome!" Wang Ziyan shouted even louder, "Oh-oh-oh—"
The swing of the giant pendulum gradually approached 180 degrees. Both the sense of weightlessness and the swing speed began to increase greatly.
The ordeal for Lin Li's ears also greatly increased.
"Ahhh!!"
"Oh-oh-oh-ho!—"
The scared left channel was still screaming, but the excited right channel suddenly stopped.
Lin Li subconsciously turned his head, and then saw a shocking scene: Wang Ziyan's four limbs were dangling, his head was leaning to one side, his eyes were rolled back, and his mouth was slightly open.
"Hello, teacher. Sleeping is not allowed here."
No response.
Huh? Is he passed out? So suddenly?
Even Bai Bufan didn't pass out on the roller coaster. Didn't Teacher Wang say he was very brave?
"Teacher, wake up! Teacher Wang! Teacher Yan! You haven't prepared your lesson plan!"
Wang Ziyan didn't respond and continued to be unconscious.
Do I need to ask the staff to stop it urgently? Can they hear me if I shout now?
He couldn't wake him up, and his hands were tied so he couldn't touch him. Lin Li didn't know what to do for a moment.
The giant pendulum swung to one side of the high altitude, began to slow down, and prepared to dive in the opposite direction.
The screams on the left weakened a little. Lin Li was deep in thought.
"Is it fun, Lin Li!"
Hearing this familiar voice, Lin Li: "?"
He turned his head and saw Wang Ziyan looking at him excitedly, asking.
"Do you think it's fun? Lin Li," Wang Ziyan thought Lin Li didn't hear and asked again.
"A, a piece of cake."
"That's right, this is the feeling, it's awesome!" Wang Ziyan shouted even louder, "Oh-oh-oh—"
At this moment, Lin Li was a little confused.
Which great power is attacking me? How did I get into a time loop?
Before he could continue to think about who was harming him, the giant pendulum had already fallen to the lowest point. This was the position with the strongest sense of weightlessness and dizziness. He only heard the left side screaming even louder, and the right side became quiet again.
With his right ear not broken, Lin Li turned his head to look at Wang Ziyan.
Sleeping like a baby, sweet.
Lin Li: "..."
This time Lin Li didn't look away.
When the giant pendulum reached the highest point on the other side, the speed slowed down again and again.
"Oh-oh-oh—" Wang Ziyan's eyes weren't even open, but his mouth was excited first.
"Is it fun? Lin Li!" He raised his hands high, and after opening his eyes and seeing Lin Li looking at him, he asked.
"...A piece of cake."
"That's right, this is the feeling, it's awesome!" Wang Ziyan shouted even louder, "Oh—"
Don't scream, let me think.
What a heaven-defying situation.
Why does he sleep for a while and wake up for a while?
Could this be Wang Ziyan's brain's self-protection mechanism?
Once the body determines that the stimulation has exceeded the threshold and the body cannot bear it, it simply shuts down? And then restarts when the stimulation drops below the threshold?
Wang Ziyan himself doesn't seem to have realized this.
The human body, it's amazing!
The right side was quiet again.
Lin Li didn't even need to turn his head. Young people are good. They fall asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow.
"Do you think it's fun? Lin Li!" When Wang Ziyan opened his eyes and saw Lin Li again, he immediately asked excitedly.
"Damn!" Lin Li, who was asked three times, couldn't hold it in and laughed.
"Right! It's fun, right! I also want to laugh when I play!" Wang Ziyan raised his arms and shouted, "It seems your courage is as great as mine! Oh-oh-oh—"
So—
Sleeping.
"Do you think it's fun? Lin Li!"
Sleeping.
"Do you think it's fun? Lin Li!"
Sleeping.
As the amplitude became larger and larger, the frequency of Wang Ziyan entering the shutdown phase became faster and faster.
He kept switching between fainting and excited awakening.
And he found that the volume on the left was equivalent to a signal. When it got louder, it meant that Wang Ziyan was about to shut down. When it got softer, it meant that he was about to start up.
The speed of switching on and off became faster and faster. When the amplitude exceeded 360 degrees and began to circle, Wang Ziyan couldn't even finish his startup words. He slept more and more soundly.
"Do you think it's fun, Lin—"
"Do you think—"
"Do—"
"!"
(End of Chapter)