Chapter 115 : You Say (Chew Chew Chew) Who Invented This Thing (Chew Chew Chew) - The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I - NovelsTime

The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 115 : You Say (Chew Chew Chew) Who Invented This Thing (Chew Chew Chew)

Author: InkQuillWrites
updatedAt: 2026-01-20

Lin Li convulsed with laughter in the high altitude.

[Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and dashing posture (5/8)]

When the giant pendulum segment ended, the mission progress did not refresh, possibly because he was too busy laughing.

But to be able to see this scene, Lin Li felt that even death was worth the ticket price.

He could continue to do the mission later, but this scene was not something you could see just because you wanted to.

"Phew—it's over so quickly. Was it really three minutes? It felt like less than a minute. It was over in the time it took to say a few words to you." When the safety bar was raised, Wang Ziyan chewed his mouth, somewhat unsatisfied.

Teacher, is there a possibility that you slept for a full two minutes and said more than a few words to me?

But the person himself is really unaware. How is this memory connected?

Lin Li was really curious.

"Teacher, when you played other exciting projects today, did you also feel that it was very fast?" Lin Li's face was already completely like a king of strength, but he still asked.

"How did you know? They were all too fast, really not satisfying enough, especially 'Soaring Through the Clouds'. It felt like it was over in less than half a second. It was a bit boring. I have to play a higher one next time."

Wang Ziyan left his seat, chewing the bubble gum in his mouth, nodded, and then was a little puzzled:

"What's wrong? Lin Li, why are you always laughing?"

Damn mouth, don't laugh at this time.

"Have you ever gone to an amusement park with friends before?" Lin Li continued to ask.

"Never. What's wrong?" Wang Ziyan shook his head.

Understood.

"It's nothing, teacher. I was just completely shocked by your courage."

"It's average. It's not particularly courageous. I didn't expect I had such guts before. A new world has opened up. Unfortunately, I'm no longer in your prime," Wang Ziyan was a little embarrassed by the praise.

He blew a huge bubble until it popped, then chewed it back into his mouth.

He looked at the giant pendulum behind him, and then asked Lin Li with great interest, "Lin Li, are you still playing? The teacher plans to play again. It was really not satisfying enough just now."

"...I was just thinking the same thing," Lin Li nodded.

This time I won't just laugh, I'll definitely be dashing

"It seems we two are really fated. Let's go, let's go queue!" Wang Ziyan was very excited.

So the two of them walked towards the end of the queue.

The sound of footsteps lightened.

Lin Li suddenly found that the figure beside him had disappeared.

He turned his head and found that Wang Ziyan was no longer moving forward. He stood in place, his eyes dazed, chewing and chewing in his mouth, but the chewing became slower and slower.

"What's wrong, Teacher Wang?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"That's not right," Wang Ziyan looked up, his eyes a little dull as he looked at Lin Li.

"What's not right?"

Could it be that Wang Ziyan was actually conscious, but his reaction was a little slow?

The scene on the giant pendulum, Lin Li felt it was more appropriate to tell Wang Ziyan.

Just as Lin Li was about to speak, Wang Ziyan also spoke.

He spat the bubble gum in his mouth into his hand, his eyes filled with fear, his body trembling, and asked Lin Li, "Lin, Lin Li, when I went up, was I eating bubble gum?"

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li was stunned by the question.

Then his expression also became a little dull.

Lin Li's memory was far from what it used to be. He silently took a step back, looked at Wang Ziyan with some sadness, pursed his lips, and slowly shook his head, "Teacher, probably... no."

"Really no? Could it be that you and I both remembered wrongly, and I actually had it in my mouth?" Wang Ziyan couldn't believe it.

~I dare not open my eyes, I hope it's my illusion~

Lin Li hallucinated a song.

But Lin Li took another step back and shook his head, "Teacher, really no."

Wang Ziyan looked at the bubble gum in his palm, his face uglier than crying:

"Then this bubble gum that has no taste when chewed..."

"Ugh—"

"Ugh—"

...

Can it have a taste? The sweetness has already been consumed in someone else's mouth.

Wang Ziyan did not play with Lin Li again.

After Wang Ziyan ran to the trash can and vomited, he left weakly and said that he would never play the giant pendulum again in his life.

Lin Li didn't play for the second time immediately either. Instead, he first ran to the Raging Rapids project, took a raincoat, and then came back.

Who would have thought that there would be a sneak attack from the sky, and you could open a food blind box.

It can only be said that this wave of chewing gum and Wang Ziyan's dizziness cooperated very well. Otherwise, a normal person would have reacted when it entered their mouth.

[Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and dashing posture (7/8)]

After the giant pendulum, Lin Li went to play the pirate ship.

Lin Li didn't know why the pirate ship could also enter the exciting rankings.

Some people can even cry when they play this. What, did they really meet pirates?

There was only one haunted house left. Lin Li hadn't forgotten his promise with Chen Yuying.

[Lin Li: Class president, I've finished these two projects. When are you guys planning to go to the haunted house?]

[Chen Yuying: So fast? We're still watching the parade. Do you want to come over first? We can go after watching?]

[Lin Li: Okay.]

[Chen Yuying: [Location]]

The general location was actually quite easy to find.

After all, the parade was a long procession of floats.

Guardrails would be installed on both sides of the parade route to prohibit entry and exit, and tourists would stand on both sides.

After finding the nearest parade road, Lin Li followed the crowd to the location Chen Yuying had sent him.

"Wang Yuezhi, what a coincidence, we meet again," Lin Li saw his brother in the crowd.

Wang Yuezhi turned his head and saw Lin Li, his face immediately became ugly.

"By the way, do you know—"

Lin Li was about to ask him if he had seen the class president and the others, but suddenly stopped and looked at his phone.

2:12 PM.

In Nansang Middle School, the first class in the afternoon had already been going on for twelve minutes.

It wasn't noon anymore.

Wang Yuezhi was no longer his good brother.

Not familiar.

"It's nothing. I don't want to talk to you. I'm leaving," Lin Li left this sentence and walked away without looking back.

Wang Yuezhi: "?"

Why did his attitude change so much all of a sudden? Why?

"Lin Li, here!"

"Coming!"

But before Wang Yuezhi could figure out the reason for Lin Li's previous respectful and then arrogant attitude, he saw Chen Yuying in the distance waving at Lin Li, and Lin Li also trotting over.

Super not hehe.

The originally interesting parade suddenly became boring.

I don't want to watch anymore. Wang Yuezhi suddenly wanted to play the giant pendulum.

"Bigu bigu—" In the parade, a cute Q-version clown doll was dancing to the music, and like the other dolls, it was distributing small gifts to the tourists.

Perhaps it was the bond between their kind. It immediately noticed Wang Yuezhi. It blew a super-large toy blow dragon—a plastic dragon that would extend when blown and automatically retract when the air was released—in its mouth, and with the clown's exclusive comical steps, it came to Wang Yuezhi's side.

It fumbled in its chest pocket and finally took out a red nose. It didn't give it to the other tourists who wanted it, but directly stuck it on the nose of the obviously unhappy Wang Yuezhi.

Good!

The clown was very satisfied with his masterpiece!

"Bigu bigu—I wish you happiness! Happy every day!" An electronic voice came from the clown's body. It should be a recording controlled by a button.

Then the cute clown left with the music.

When Wang Yuezhi came back to his senses, he was silent.

What's the difference between me and this clown?

Answer: I'm not as cute as it is.

Damn it.

Thinking of this, Wang Yuezhi broke down even more.

I'm going to play the giant pendulum a hundred times! One! Hundred! Times!

Forget it, it's meaningless anyway. It's all death—

I'm going to hang myself at the entrance of Pingjiang Amusement Park!!

Wang Yuezhi decided to leave angrily.

"This classmate, your clown nose fell off!" A girl from another school saw the clown nose rolling on the ground and hurriedly shouted at the owner who was walking away quickly.

The voice was sweet.

"Damn—!!!"

(End of Chapter)

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