The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I
Chapter 118 : Hello, You're Not Allowed to Change Size Randomly Here
A gentle girl is actually gentle to everyone. Don't mistakenly think she's only gentle to you, and then become complacent and lose yourself, ending up in a bad breakup where both sides are hurt.
The great teacher and Little Jing took turns in his mind, stabilizing Lin Li's shaken dao heart again.
It's really not easy for a cultivator to walk this path. It's full of difficulties and obstacles.
"I'm fine. I didn't catch up because I was watching a show just now. Let me tell you..." Lin Li didn't dwell on this matter anymore, but shared what he had just seen with the three of them.
Some things are best kept hazy and beautiful. There's no need to get to the bottom of it.
"So, what are you going to do with the ghost hood and clothes?" After hearing the end, Ding Sihan narrowed her eyes.
"Of course, I'll take a look and return them. What else? Could I possibly wear them and deliberately chase after you, Ding Sihan, laughing wildly, and then plan to kick your butt for revenge? How could that be? I wouldn't do such a thing."
Lin Li stated his original criminal plan.
"Where did that sister go just now?" Ding Sihan took a deep breath and asked with a smile.
"What are you going to do?" Lin Li asked back.
"Ask her if she's done with the chainsaw. If she is, I want to use it to chop someone."
"In that case, I think our top priority is to regroup with the main force," Lin Li analyzed rationally.
...
They found Chen Tianming and the other two.
"Lin Li, are you okay?" Seeing the four of them come back, Yao Qiaoqiao asked with concern.
"I'm fine," Lin Li nodded.
"It's good that you're fine. I thought something had happened to you," Yao Qiaoqiao also nodded.
With Chen Yuying's jade in front, Lin Li didn't feel anything, just smiled and said thank you.
It wasn't a dedicated escape room project to begin with. The haunted house's process was not long. Soon, under Chen Tianming's leadership, everyone successfully escaped within the specified time and saw the light again.
The little couple didn't escape. They probably died inside.
He mourned for them again.
[Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and dashing posture (8/8)]
[Mission 5 has been completed.]
[You have obtained the reward: Constitution Improvement: Limb Control Ability +100%; Random Ability*1; System Currency*100.]
The moment the reward appeared, Lin Li felt a sense of 'ease'.
His body felt more like his own. Whether it was waving his hand or twisting his leg, he could make more gestures that were in line with his thoughts than before.
This so-called limb control ability was perhaps body coordination?
Now I can really dance more seductively than Little Jing.
[You have obtained the passive ability: Soul Wall]
[Soul Wall: All attacks or manipulation intentions aimed at your divine sense or soul will be blocked and weakened by 99%.]
The mission was completed, and the reward was unlocked. This time it was a passive ability.
In the world of cultivation, this ability was indeed powerful. But unfortunately, he was in the modern world. This ability was like a useless chicken rib.
I'll just use it to enrich my resume.
After taking their bags, a few people wanted to go to the bathroom. Lin Li also had this worldly desire, so the group went to the bathroom.
As soon as he and Chen Tianming walked into the bathroom, Lin Li was pressed against the wall like a "kabedon".
"I'm abstaining from sex, don't mess around." After confirming that there was no one in each cubicle, Lin Li said with a 'shy' face.
Chen Tianming: "..."
Damn you.
So disgusting.
Then he suppressed his speechlessness. Chen Tianming became excited and shared with Lin Li, "We held hands! We held hands! Yao Qiaoqiao and I held hands in the haunted house! A rough estimate, we held hands for at least 0.65 seconds!"
You're really rough with your estimates.
"Holy shit, so holding hands with a girl is such a magical feeling. I was electrocuted at that moment. Lin Li, can you understand? Holding hands with you... ouch, holy shit!" As Chen Tianming spoke, he grabbed Lin Li's hand and then quickly let go.
"Why do I feel electrocuted when I hold your hand too? Do I like you too? Ah... this... that's not right, right? That's not good~"
This time it was Chen Tianming's turn to be a little shy.
Damn you.
So disgusting.
I shouldn't have shocked him.
"Forget it, that's not important. Lin Li, let me tell you, not only holding hands, after Qiaoqiao was scared, she once grabbed my clothes and hid behind me. That lovely moment, Lin Li, do you understand? I almost fainted at that time..."
Chen Tianming's face became redder and redder as he spoke, and he became more and more excited.
Lin Li sneered upon hearing this. He should have understood, but now he really didn't.
Damn Ding Sihan, give me back that lovely.
"Also, did you hear the sound Qiaoqiao made when she was scared? It was so cute..."
"The suspension bridge effect is really useful. My heart is beating so fast now. I wonder if Qiaoqiao feels the same as me. I think she does.
Lin Li, did you notice? Every time she was scared, when I looked at her, she would shyly turn her head away, and even hide in Fan Rou's arms. Family, who understands? So cute...
Playing the haunted house in advance to familiarize myself with the process was definitely the most correct decision I made today!"
It could be seen that Chen Tianming was indeed very excited now, chattering non-stop.
As for what Chen Tianming said, Lin Li didn't notice at all. He was only busy joking around with Chen Yuying and the other two, and eavesdropping on the little couple's argument.
However, Lin Li understood why Chen Tianming was so at ease in the haunted house. It turned out that he had already scouted the place in advance.
That was smart.
"...Lin Li, what do you think I should do next?" Chen Tianming finally finished speaking, rubbing his hands together excitedly like a fly, ready to listen to suggestions and iterate on his tactics.
Lin Li really had a suggestion:
"Pee first," he said.
Chen Tianming: "..."
That was the right thing to do, but—
"Don't say such a buzzkill thing at this time!" Chen Tianming complained loudly.
"Then you're awesome. You don't have to pee. I have to pee." After being "kabedon-ed" for a long time, Lin Li opened Chen Tianming's hand and walked to the urinal.
"I'll pee too, I'll pee too."
Lin Li habitually walked to the urinal in the corner.
Then he stared at Chen Tianming who followed him and came to his side.
An unwritten rule in the men's room: when the urinals are not in demand, everyone should keep a urinal's distance. Chen Tianming's behavior had seriously violated Lin Li's airspace.
"We're bros, what's there to be embarrassed about? I haven't finished sharing with you yet!" It seemed Chen Tianming was still going to chatter.
"Whatever, just don't feel inferior later," Lin Li sneered and took off his pants.
"Qiaoqiao she..." Chen Tianming suddenly stopped talking, stopped the action of unbuckling his belt, silently walked to the urinal closest to the door, and began to pee silently.
After a moment of silence, Chen Tianming turned his head to look at Lin Li unwillingly, "Lin Li, did any of your ancestors work as agricultural tools? Do you feel a hidden bloodline suppression when you see a whip now?"
Lin Li's sneer was his response to Chen Tianming.
Damn it.
"Hahaha, damn—"
Chen Tianming, who was already resentful, heard Lin Li's surprised laughter, turned his head, his face flushed, and argued, "Lin Li, don't be complacent. You're already a seventeen, almost eighteen-year-old old thing. You're set in your ways. And I, I'm only fifteen. I still have infinite possibilities! The present is yours, but the future is mine!!"
"The first half is right, but how are you fifteen? Are you using Doraemon's self-deception ruler?" Lin Li, who was still laughing, turned his head.
"I'm fucking talking about age!"
But actually, Lin Li wasn't laughing at that just now.
People laugh when they are speechless. Lin Li found that his body with improved control ability was a little bigger than he wanted.
Hello, you're not allowed to change size randomly here.
Although he couldn't do it randomly yet, he had the tendency of this ability. The negative effect brought by the increase in Yang Qi concentration was finally alleviated to a certain extent.
The system was still too comprehensive.
After using the toilet, the two went to the sink to wash their hands.
After washing his hands, Lin Li patted Chen Tianming's shoulder, "Tianming, you're right. The future may indeed be yours. I believe in you."
Chen Tianming sighed, looking at Lin Li who had patted his shoulder with his right hand and then his left hand, and then with the gap between his fingers. He asked with some confusion:
"Lin Li, isn't there paper on the wall? Why are you still wiping your hands on my clothes?"
"Saving paper is everyone's responsibility."
Chen Tianming: "..."
"But since you've discovered my purpose, then I won't lie anymore. The future is yours? Ridiculous! A small earthworm will never become a big python. There is reproductive isolation between us!" Lin Li laughed.
Chen Tianming wiped his hands on Lin Li's clothes with a black face.
...
"Why do you boys take longer in the bathroom than girls?" When Lin Li and Chen Tianming came out, Ding Sihan asked with her hands on her hips.
"Because I'm a delicate pig boy. I just did some health care in the bathroom," Lin Li said without any apology.
Ding Sihan: "..."
Then Ding Sihan pinched her nose and took a step back, "The skincare products you use are really special. By the way, stay away from me from now on."
Lin Li: "?"
Damn it.
I lost this round of confrontation. I left a huge loophole. I have to be careful next time.
And Chen Tianming on the side obviously didn't have Lin Li's thick skin. He immediately apologized to Yao Qiaoqiao and Fan Rou embarrassedly, "Sorry to keep you waiting, sorry."
Ding Sihan's gaze swept towards Lin Li: Look at him.
"It's okay," Yao Qiaoqiao immediately said.
Lin Li's gaze swept towards Ding Sihan: Look at her.
"What's there to apologize for such a small thing?"
Lin Li swept his gaze at Ding Sihan again: Look at her again.
"You've been waiting for me all day today. It's good to have a chance to let me wait for you."
Lin Li frantically swept his gaze at Ding Sihan, his eyes almost shooting sparks: Look at her more!
Ding Sihan: "..."
You're pushing your luck!
She suddenly believed Lin Li and Chen Yuying's sixth sense—Yao Qiaoqiao was not a good person! She would not allow such a gentle girl to exist in the world!
"Lin Li, what project are you guys planning to play next?" Yao Qiaoqiao suddenly changed the question to Lin Li.
"We may have to find our own classmates first," this time Lin Li didn't ask Chen Yuying and the other two, and answered himself.
"Oh, then it seems we can't go together," Yao Qiaoqiao nodded.
So the two groups separated in front of Tianshan Hospital.
"Who are we looking for?" Qu Wanqiu asked foolishly.
"Little Chiu Chiu, your emotional intelligence is not good. This is my excuse to block her from coming with us," Lin Li said with a smile. "You three probably don't want to be with them, and Tianming definitely doesn't want one third wheel to become five third wheels."
"Class president, what do you say? It's about time. Do you want to go on the Ferris wheel? Anyway, I'll accompany you whatever you play. Before the park closes, remember to remind me to get a small badge," Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying.
The mission was already completed, so he could play whatever he wanted for the rest of the time, although there wasn't much time left.
Chen Yuying nodded upon hearing this, "Let's go on the Ferris wheel."
(End of Chapter)