Chapter 78 : Hehe~ Hehe~ Hehe~ - The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I - NovelsTime

The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 78 : Hehe~ Hehe~ Hehe~

Author: InkQuillWrites
updatedAt: 2025-11-19

"It's a normal service now, what are you nervous about? Just pretend you're here for a regular foot bath!" Lin Li sighed and said to Bai Bufan, feeling a bit like he was hating iron for not becoming steel.

"...Oh," Bai Bufan nodded, apologized to Feifei again, took a deep breath, and simply followed Lin Li's example, closing his eyes and leaning back in his chair.

Lin Li, on the other hand, picked up the remote for the projector in the room and selected a sentimental song list to play on the music app.

Lin Li had just said this to Bai Bufan, but Little Jing and Feifei had naturally heard it too. Therefore, the two of them were not as anxious as Light Jazz's Little Jing. They really did start to wash their feet obediently.

There's a reason why regular foot bath shops can stay in business.

It's really comfortable.

Lin Li turned his head. Bai Bufan had now completely relaxed. His head was tilted to the side, and he looked as if he had already fallen asleep.

Lin Li opened his phone. Twenty minutes had passed without him realizing it. Yang Liang had already sent him a message and was now frantically sending question marks.

If Yang Liang hadn't known his situation, he probably would have called him long ago.

"Little Jing," Lin Li called out softly.

"Boss, I'm here. Should we start now?" After saying that, Little Jing started to touch Lin Li's pants.

"Still no rush," Lin Li shook his head. "It's just that you guys gave us face. We'd feel bad if we only ordered a tutoring package. You and Feifei, add a dance. The 299-level dance. I've brought enough cash for a few dances."

Lin Li took out the cash he had just withdrawn from his pocket, counted it for a while, and then said to Little Jing and Feifei.

Bai Bufan, who was half-asleep, also opened his eyes upon hearing this.

"Okay, boss. Then Feifei and I will go change our clothes first," Little Jing happily replied upon hearing this. The commission for this kind of additional service was very high, and she could get a lot of money.

Bai Bufan turned his head to look at Lin Li, then took out his phone:

"What's the situation now?"

He knew what it meant to be a cautious undercover agent.

"First of all, I'm about to send a message to my uncle. We're about to be arrested. We need to create a prostitution scene. We can't have the door open to find the four of us being respectful to each other, can we?"

This way, if Little Jing and Feifei were lucky, they might be able to escape.

Lin Li would absolutely not allow it.

"Secondly, I brought you to this kind of irregular place. If you only experience regular services, then wouldn't it be for nothing? How can I be worthy of your efforts this week, willingly being my son and part-time livestock? I have to let you truly open your eyes.

I actually don't want to watch this at all. This kind of thing is just a pink-faced skeleton to me. But if you want to watch, then there's no other way. I can only risk my life to accompany a gentleman."

Looking at this message, Bai Bufan's eyes grew moist. He gave Lin Li a thumbs-up.

This was a true brother.

As for the bullshit that followed, he directly ignored it.

"Actually, there's another reason. Song Luping has too much face. Little Jing and Feifei didn't ask us for money first. They probably plan to settle the bill all at once after everything is over.

In that case, no matter how much we spend now, after Uncle Yang interrupts, the money will still be in my pocket, not a single cent less. It's all for free. So I directly ordered the highest-level dance just now. Hehe!"

This way, he wouldn't have to wait for several days to get his money back like last time. It was truly getting it for free.

Bai Bufan: "..."

He gave another thumbs-up, expressing his praise and admiration. Lin Li's move was indeed brilliant.

The door was opened, and Feifei and Little Jing, each draped in a blanket, walked in.

"Boss, we're going to change the music in the room," Little Jing walked to the aisle between the two reclining chairs and picked up the remote control on the table.

"As you wish."

The music started.

The two of them threw off their blankets, tossing them into the corner, revealing the brand new clothes underneath.

Auto-aim activated, precise enemy lock-on activated, precise focus activated, see-through... this one couldn't be activated.

Bai Bufan's eyes were wide open. Although he had surely seen much more explicit things online, the feeling of seeing it in real life was completely different.

Bai Bufan suddenly fidgeted with his thighs and even pulled at his pants with his hand. This action made Lin Li laugh.

You little brat, your sensitivity is quite high.

Lin Li himself was fine. Although his yang qi concentration had increased by fifty percent, he didn't know if it was because of his resistance to charm techniques. This time, his reaction was much better than the last time he faced Light Jazz's Little Jing. He had successfully controlled it.

"Boss, our dance is starting now," Tianhong's Little Jing smiled charmingly, her eyes full of money.

"Uncle Yang, our dance is starting now," Xiling Town's Lin Li smiled innocently, his eyes full of hidden words.

...

Tianhong was all about cost-effectiveness. As the highest-level dance at 299, it really had its reasons.

Good dance, truly a dance and a dance.

Some scenes were too unbearable to look at. Bai Bufan chose to cover his eyes with his hands—his index and middle fingers covering his eyebrows, his ring and little fingers covering his lower eyelids.

The music got slower and slower, the clothes got fewer and fewer, the movements got more and more seductive.

Now, holding a soft fan, she was kneeling in front of Lin Li. While continuing to dance, her hand had already begun to brush against Lin Li's body, seemingly unintentionally.

Even Lin Li could barely hold on. The gentle embrace was really good.

Lin Li also wanted to say, "Keep the music playing, keep the dancing going," but unfortunately, he had already heard some noise outside.

He should have told Yang Liang later.

Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan, planning to let him prepare.

"Hehe~ Hehe~ Hehe~"

This damn kid was now staring foolishly at Feifei in front of him, laughing "hehe" like an idiot. The previous nervousness was completely gone.

Feifei was holding his hand, their fingers intertwined, swaying left and right in the air. As a result, Bai Bufan, "with one pull, his whole body moved," and his entire body began to twist along.

"Hehe~ Hehe~ Hehe~"

Lin Li: "..."

"Thump, thump, thump!!" A strong and heavy knock on the door suddenly sounded, startling everyone in the room, including Lin Li, who was mentally prepared.

In the small observation window on the door, Yang Liang, whose face looked a bit ferocious, was peeking inside—because Lin Li had told him the room number, it was natural that he had found this room.

The door was very soundproof, so although Yang Liang's mouth was constantly opening and closing, it was not clear what he was saying inside. But Lin Li could imagine it:

"Nano-rescue! Kid! Hold on!"

Because Yang Liang was not wearing a uniform, Feifei, who was near the door, draped a piece of clothing over herself, walked over and opened the door, questioning, "Who are you! What are you doing! Are you knocking on your mother's ancestral grave!"

Yang Liang sneered and took out his Demon Suppression Division ID. "I'm the police!"

Feifei's face instantly stiffened.

Having lost Feifei's charm technique, Bai Bufan, who was almost eroded by the Hehuan Sect, also finally came back to his senses from his dazed state. He had almost forgotten that he was an undercover agent.

It was just that he didn't know what he should do at this moment. He quickly turned his head to learn from Lin Li.

Hey, where's Lin Li?

Wasn't he just lying next to him?

But Bai Bufan looked closely and found that Lin Li had somehow run to the corner of the room, squatting down with his hands over his head, his head buried in his legs.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Bro, you're really so skilled.

Is this the composure of an old artist?

(End of Chapter)

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