The Unconventional Legend
Chapter 1
Star soul continent.
Yanwu empire.
Central Plains, Phoenix.
Clear water area.
Fengwujiayuan community.
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"Dog Da!" a crisp cry.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who was vaguely recalling his dream, slowly focused his scattered eyes, and then covered his head with a quilt.
"Puppy Da..." the voice came again, pulling the long cavity, and a little cheerful, which proved that the owner of the voice was very happy at the moment.
But Zuo Xiaoduo''s mood is very unhappy.
Because the name "puppy Da" is called him. Anyone who is called a puppy is probably not happy.
But now Zuo Xiaoduo can''t be angry.
He didn''t dare to be angry.
He didn''t know how many names he had.
Well, yes, it''s my mother who is calling. Dare you be angry?
100% only helpless.
From Mom and dad''s mouth, since Zuo Xiaoduo began to remember, he remembered his name, like the sand of the vast Yangtze River and the stars of endless stars, so spicy.
And the name depends on the mood of parents.
When you are in a happy mood, dog Da, dog Da, kitten, Mimi, egg, kiss... Call what you think.
When you are in a general mood, you are called Xiaoduo, which is basically very serious.
When you are in a bad mood, especially when you provoke them, you can find everything, such as little bastards, little bastards, little bunnies, little melons, little red guys, little debt collectors, little heartless.
And it''s called in local dialects.
Zuo Xiaoduo is sometimes very strange. How profound his parents are. They know everything about dialects from south to North and east to west, and they are specially used to scold themselves
The title is a barometer of my parents'' mood.
For example, now it''s called Dog DA and dog Da, which proves that the mother is happy. Since she is happy, she won''t get angry easily, so it doesn''t matter if she doesn''t promise her.
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I have to guess if I''m going to be beaten by what I''m called... It''s too hard for me.
Zuo Xiaoduo lay in bed and sighed silently.
The dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog''s dog ''. The problem is that Zuo Xiaoduo is not satisfied with his current name!
How much?
Listen, is this a god horse name?
Not domineering at all!
For example, there is a classmate named Zhao Jianghu! How heroic? Another is Li Changtian; Listen, it''s awesome!
But your name is
And that day
Dad drank more wine and looked happy, so Zuo Xiaoduo boldly asked: why is my name Xiaoduo? Could you change a better name?
Dad looked at himself with his eyes tilted. He despised his eyes and said categorically, "no!"
"Why?"
"No! Why not change your name!"
"Why is it called Xiaoduo? Can you always say it?"
At that time, Dad snorted, rolled his eyes and said faintly, "because of your birth, there is some little superfluous for me and your mother."
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Little superfluous = little much?!
Zuo Xiaoduo felt that his heart at that time was like this series of ellipsis above.
Do you think my birth destroyed your world?
Am I so redundant?
Whose family is unhappy with the inheritance of blood? Especially I''m still a handle. Why is it unnecessary for you two?
At that time, Zuo Xiaoduo asked tearfully, "do you just dislike me?"
Dad took a sip of wine and walked slowly
Well, here''s a special note: Xiaoduo''s father''s temperament is very gentle, elegant, natural and unrestrained, and handsome. He looks like a beautiful man in the world. Except for being a little lazy, he has no shortcomings at all
Dad said slowly: "I was disgusted. Later, your mother found that she had a fun toy since she had you... She found that a child was still very fun, so she played with it... Slowly, she didn''t dislike it much..."
Toys!
Hearing these two words, Zuo Xiaoduo was critically hit and closed himself directly.
You two had a toy!
My mother is right beside me: isn''t having a baby just for fun? Like your Aunt Li''s cat and your Aunt Wang''s dog; Whatever it is, you have to raise one to play, right?
What you said makes sense.
I was speechless.
That''s all for the conversation that night.
Zuo Xiaoduo felt that he was no longer interested in asking anything else. With a traumatized heart, he returned to his room.
Zuo Xiaoduo thinks it''s thanks to his big heart.
He thought he might be too open-minded. He didn''t pay attention to such a serious blow, and he still survived heartlessly. And the most amazing thing is that after that night, he was relieved himself - no, correctly, he was relieved before that night passed.
Hey, I was a toy... Toy, just a toy
Who is not whose toy in this world?
But can you change your name?
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"Dog!"
A violent roar sounded at the door. My mother angrily pushed open the door: "didn''t you hear me?! are you deaf?"
Zuo Xiaoduo Duang suddenly bounced up from his bed and flattered: "I heard it. I''m going to work with my mother... Here we are..."
At the door, she was tall, slim and beautiful. She could be called a stunning beauty. The beautiful woman who looked only twenty-eight years old was Zuo Xiaoduo''s mother.
Biological mother!
When the vast majority of people see Zuo''s mother at first sight, they will inevitably admire her with understanding and imagination. The beauty in front of them looks so gentle and virtuous. It must be a virtuous wife and mother with good temper and outstanding talent in the legend.
But only Zuo Xiaoduo himself knows how terrible and terrible this gentle and virtuous wife and mother in the eyes of outsiders is when she treats her own son.
Zuo Xiaoduo lived in the shadow of his mother for 17 years. Now it has developed to the point of conditional attention as soon as I hear my mother''s roar.
As long as his gentle, virtuous and beautiful face is stiff, Zuo Xiaoduo will feel his ass ache again and again - because it is definitely accompanied by a delicious fried meat with bamboo shoots.
His men will show no mercy.
Most families are basically strict father and loving mother; And Zuo Xiaoduo''s family just turned a figure: strict mother and loving father.
Loving father... In fact, it''s not very kind, or it''s more appropriate to be indifferent and heartless; But Yan mu, this is really strict!
Zuo Xiaoduo actually doesn''t understand. After all these years, she didn''t leave any trace on her mother''s face.
Still so young and beautiful.
Of course, the old man of his own family is the same, looking 26789; Never over thirty anyway. Yushulinfeng is gentle and elegant, which makes people feel good at first sight. They think they are literati and literati.
But actually
ha-ha.
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"Help me to work?" the mother''s adult''s face was full of doubt: "dog, will you be so filial?"
Zuo Xiaoduo jumped up with a dogleg and attentively squeezed his shoulder for his mother: "Oh, my mother is so tired every day. My son can''t bear to see it. I''ll rub it for you..."
Wu Yuting narrowed her eyes, enjoyed her son''s massage and said comfortably, "want money? No! I tell you Zuo Xiaoduo, your pocket money this month has been spent in advance. You want to make up your mind from me and die as soon as possible."
Zuo Xiaoduo immediately stopped and cried, "you are really my mother... Great, I haven''t spoken yet..."
Wu Yuting turned her eyes, and there was a feeling of a young girl. She said, "you came out of my stomach. Can I know what you think?"
Zuo Xiaoduo was dejected.
"Don''t want to ask your father!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was so sad.
"Don''t even want to ask your sister Nian! I will remind them who dares to give you money. Try it! I heard for the first time in years that I want money for a dream. Zuo Xiaoduo, your reason is also wonderful."
Zuo Xiaoduo was completely disillusioned. In an instant, he felt that life was loveless! Pleaded:
"Mom! I have business! I really have business!!"
Wu Yuting sniffed: "as a 17-year-old man who is still wandering among the martial arts disciples, and a man who has been wandering among the junior martial arts disciples for five years... And a man who can sleep 14 hours a day and wander among the junior martial arts disciples for five years... Can he have a god horse business?"
Zuo Xiaoduo covered his heart with tears: "Mom, I feel I''ve been hurt..."
"Do you still have a heart?"
Wu Yuting snorted coldly and turned away: "come and help me choose dishes. Your father and your little sister Niang are coming back soon... Your father has to take a nap after eating, and your little sister Niang is going to meditate and practice and prepare to impact the yin-yang world... It''s not good to rest at this pass... You''re in a hurry, wait a moment, and I''ll break your dog leg!"
My mother gave me a heavy hum: "two!!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was silent... He hurried up with his tail.
"Mom, you put it all. I''ll take it all!"
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While picking vegetables, Zuo Xiaoduo sighed and turned his eyes.
Is there any way to cheat some money from mom... Er, no, coax some money? It doesn''t need much. It only needs three thousand. No, two thousand is OK. It''s really not OK. Fifteen... It''s OK!
In that way, you can test whether your strange dream is true and whether the world really exists?
Is this really a dream?
I''ve really been a charlatan in that world for so many years... Er, Xiangshi?
"Money... You are the eternal resentment in my heart..."
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noon.
The living room is full of delicious dishes.
There was a squeak at the door, and a voice said, "it smells good! It seems that we need to drink today." then a middle-aged man in his thirties came in.
Tall and tall, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, handsome and natural, and black hair like ink; A suit of fitting clothes makes his figure look like a jade tree facing the wind; Black and bright leather shoes, a calm and gentle face.
It is Zuo Xiaoduo''s father, Zuo Changlu.
He is known as the left long road under his feet.
"Xiao Nian hasn''t come back yet?"
Zuo Changlu asked a routine question. In fact, she knew that her daughter would come back about a quarter of an hour later than herself every day. Everyone''s concept of time is particularly accurate, and there is basically no error. If you miss this time, you won''t come back to eat.
Then he sat down at the table, smiled and said, "ting''er, I found that thing for Xiaonian."
Wu Yuting wiped her hands and came out. She was surprised and said, "here you are? How much did it cost?"
"A little money." Zuo Changlu smiled: "leave it alone."
Zuo Xiaoduo''s eyes suddenly lit up like a light bulb: money?!
"Oh." Wu Yuting smiled softly, "that''s OK. I don''t know how happy I am when Xiaonian comes back."
Zuo Xiaoduo filled soup in the kitchen, listened with his ears cocked, and tooted at the corners of his mouth: he bought a gift for his sister again, but he didn''t have mine... If he had mine, it would be converted into money
"What''s happy?" a quiet voice came quietly, and there was a light noise at the door, as if changing slippers; Then a girl in a long blue dress came in.
The tall and delicate body is about 1.7 meters tall, slightly thin, but it is fit, soft long hair, quiet face, a pair of beautiful eyes are like two small clear pools... The whole person is like a water purification lotus, not stained with vulgar dust.
Anyone who sees this girl will feel like this: this girl is so clean and pure! Then it was suddenly full of amazement in my heart!
This girl seems to have a natural temperament, so that those who see her can''t help calming down. In the face of such a natural beauty, she can''t even afford the idea of blasphemy, only simple appreciation!
It''s Zuo Xiaoduo''s sister, Zuo Xiaonian.
"Daddy is back early." Zuo Xiaonian warmed up on his quiet face, looked around and asked, "the dog is not at home?"
Zuo Xiaoduo roared angrily in the kitchen: "don''t call me dog!"
Zuo Xiaonian smiled. This smile added a little girl''s beauty to her. The whole person suddenly became lively, rolled his eyes and said, "what can you do if you call your dog? Dog Da! Little dog! Ha ha..."
Zuo Xiaoduo rushed out with a spoon, but Wu Yuting grabbed his ear: "you want to rebel!"
"Pain..." Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head sideways and twisted his face: "Mom! Your eccentricity is too obvious! I''m also your son! My son!"
Zuo Xiaoduo will never understand his mother''s ear twisting Dharma.
How did mother practice it? No matter how fast she is, as long as she passes by her, as long as she wants to twist her ears, she has never failed!
When you reach out, you just twist and turn around!
"Eccentricity? Hum, I''m afraid you have some misunderstanding about eccentricity."
Wu Yuting snorted coldly.
Isn''t that eccentric? Zuo Xiaoduo tilted his head and watched Zuo Xiaonian twist his ears at himself, and then made a grimace
This kind of girl''s action form can only appear in her own home, and outsiders will never see it.
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At dinner, Zuo Xiaoduo finally knew what real eccentricity is.
"Xiao Nian," Zuo Changlu said faintly while eating. "How do you grasp the impact on the yin-yang world this time?"
Zuo Xiaonian subconsciously straightened up and said respectfully, "it should be no problem. At that time, I will break through in the star power room of the martial arts academy. I have plenty of star power, and I have prepared a lot of miraculous drugs. The inner pill of the star beast has also prepared several spare ones. In addition, there is strict security, the teachers of the martial arts school are responsible for guarding, and several people of my master protect the Dharma. It will be fine."
Zuo Changlu gave a sound and said, "just know what you know." then he took out a small exquisite box from his pocket, put it on the table, pushed it forward and said, "take it. Don''t be stingy if you can use it. If you can''t use it, take it yourself."
Zuo Xiaonian, um, took the box and opened it. Suddenly, he exclaimed and covered his mouth. His eyes were full of incredible shock: "life yuan Dan?! father, this... This..."
I was shocked and speechless.
Zuo Xiaoduo was shocked and looked with his eyes shining. I saw a pill in the box, one side was pure black, emitting faint light, and the other side was pure white, emitting Yingying white light; The pill was placed in the box quietly, but the color of black and white seemed to flow naturally and rotate constantly.
It''s the martial saint''s medicine, Mingyuan pill!
Take one pill to replenish all life vitality immediately! Therefore, there has always been the saying that "one pill, one life".
It is suitable for Zuo Xiaonian to impact the yin-yang world, which is the gateway of life and death. It is common for ordinary martial artists to impact the yin-yang world and consume all the oil and light. Having this pill is equal to one more life.
Zuo Changlu smiled faintly: "take it!"
"This..." Zuo Xiaonian gradually calmed down, clasped the box in his hand and asked softly, "this life pill, one million, Dad, where did you get so much money? Besides... Even if it is rich, it has a price but no market. Five million have been fried in the black market, and a lot of people are waiting. How did you get it? If the price is too high, let''s not."
million.
Zuo Xiaoduo was startled.
A million dollars!
It''s enough for a family to live a comfortable life... The old man just... Spent it?
Zuo Xiaonian''s beautiful face showed a trace of anxiety: "I''m really sure I don''t need this."
Zuo Changlu said bluntly, "if you want to take it, take it! What are you talking about?! should you worry about the money at home?"
The voice was very severe.
Zuo Xiaonian''s eyes were red. His slender fingers grabbed life yuan Dan. He trembled faintly for a long time and whispered, "yes. My daughter is wrong."
The sound of the left long road slowed down: "That''s right! Xiaonian, you have a great future. After the yin-yang world, you have rushed into the Danyuan period, and later major realms... Your mother and I can''t help you too much, but it''s my daughter after all. We can help you to that step. When there''s really nothing we can do, you can go by yourself. Don''t worry too much before that. Understand?"
Zuo Xiaonian was silent for a moment and said, "Dad, if I can successfully break through Danyuan this time, I''m already satisfied and don''t want to go down... This road is really tired! I feel I can''t stand it. After my breakthrough, when Xiaoduo is 20 years old, I think I''ll marry Xiaoduo at that time..."
Zuo Xiaoduo''s eyes widened in shock.
Then I heard my father and mother drink coldly at the same time: "nonsense!"
"Shut up!"
Zuo Xiaonian wanted to cry and said, "Dad!"
Zuo Changlu''s indifferent expression was completely put away.
He put down his chopsticks, sat up straight, and solemnly said, "you Zuo Xiaonian are my daughter. Although you are not my own daughter, your mother and I raised you from your swaddling clothes, which is no different from your own."
"You are our daughter! Not our child''s daughter-in-law!"
"When you were eight or nine years old, your mother talked nonsense and said that it would be good for you to never separate your family after you married Xiaoduo... It was just your mother''s joke for a while, but you remember it until now."
"But..." Zuo Changlu said slowly, but there was no doubt: "if you dare say that again, I''ll break your leg!"
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