The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 1070 681: Even the Supreme Councilman Has to Obediently Eat Takeout (Part 2)
"Crane Girl!"
"Lu Tong!"
A person and a bird met, immediately hugging each other excitedly, both laughing and crying.
"Da Ji, keep an eye on them, don't let anything happen, and don't let them run away."
Liu Zheng instructed.
"Don't worry, boss. If they dare to run, I'll shoot them down and use them for medicine."
Niu Daji puffed up his chest and said.
Upon hearing the word "shoot," Lu Tong instinctively swallowed and then dry-heaved in disgust.
"Don't keep mentioning shooting and peeing, look, you've made the poor guy sick."
Liu Zheng scolded.
"Alright, I won't say it anymore, haha."
Niu Daji scratched his head sheepishly.
"Hmm."
After arranging Lu Tong, he returned to room 606.
"Let's go, Wa Chao Ming agreed to see you."
As soon as he entered, Fei Shibu said.
"Great."
After informing the novelist, Liu Zheng went with Fei Shibu to #201 of building 1, which was the pajama boy's house.
The doorbell rang three times before the pajama boy opened the door.
"Interesting. I never would've thought you two would be involved so quickly."
He glanced at Liu Zheng's stomach, wearing an amused smile.
"You're not going to get involved sitting at home like you. Seriously, you should get out more. We Da Jiang Family have so few old friends, and if Wa Chai Family has less, you can hardly count them on one hand."
Fei Shibu retorted.
"Then just cut your fingers down to one."
Pajama boy said coldly.
"You yourself rejected the family's arranged marriage, so what right do you have to speak about me?"
"Hey, I think it's been too long since you had a beating. Today, I'll remind you of your childhood!"
Fei Shibu raised her eyebrows.
Since the two were old family friends, they naturally had many interactions in childhood, and given their personalities, they actually hit it off.
"Alright, let's see how much you've improved over the years."
Pajama boy also raised his eyebrows in response.
"Stop, stop, you're both old friends, why fight on meeting? Give me a break, sit down and talk it out."
Liu Zheng quickly mediated.
"Where does your face come from? All your face is borrowed from Yi Xie Na Mei."
"I don't see the face, but I do see intestines."
Predictably, he was mocked by everyone.
"What do you two think, is it enough?"
He was unfazed, smiling as he took out a recorder.
"Name: Citizen's Last Wish Recorder (Disposable)"
"Type: Item"
"Quality: Excellent"
"Effect: Players can voice their last wish to the recorder, which triggers upon their death. If the wish exceeds the item's capacity, it will be granted in a distorted way."
"Note: Friendly tip, perfect resurrection after death is impossible."
"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"
"Why, do you have a death wish?"
The pajama boy sneered.
"Of course not, but I will die one day, likely before any of you. Before that, I'll randomly select one of you to make a wish."
"For Fei Shibu, you'll never be able to approach the novelist within one kilometer, or you'll be automatically teleported away."
"For Wa Chao Ming, you'll never eat any intestinal foods, or you'll become a fly-man."
"What do you two think?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Do you think it can grant your wishes?"
"Wouldn't it be better if it can't? If the wish exceeds the item's scope, it will be realized in a twisted way. I can't even imagine how those wishes would warp."
He said leisurely.
"I could take you out before you make a wish."
The pajama boy's face changed, then he said ominously.
"Then you can see how much I've improved."
Liu Zheng's expression cooled.
Even a clay Buddha gets angry. What exhausted him was the Metropolis, not any individual in it.
Even Peacock, if Liu Zheng was desperate, he could still have her covered in crap.
A second generation on the verge of ending the family line, what right did they have to flaunt in front of him?
"Of course, we could also choose to sit down and have a good talk, sharing the fine wine and food I brought."
Just as the pajama boy's face grew darker, Liu Zheng suddenly changed his tone, taking out fine wine and sausages.
"Come in then."
The pajama boy glanced at the sausages, then gave Liu Zheng a deep look, and said lightly.
"Thank you."
Liu Zheng took the lead and walked into the room.
As soon as he entered the room, he saw a platform resembling a shrine, with two glass jars placed side by side. In the colorless and transparent liquid inside, two sets of intestines were soaking.
"Those are my father's and mother's intestines."
Before he could ask, the boy in pajamas proactively explained.
"I see."
Liu Zheng nodded.
In reality, there are symbolic graves with clothes and crown, so having intestine coffins in Metropolis is quite normal.
Right?
"Feel free to sit, I'll go pour some tea for you."
The boy in pajamas finished speaking and headed to the kitchen.
"Do city folks change faces this quickly?"
Liu Zheng asked softly.
"Of course, if you don't prove you're worth talking to equally, why should we speak with you nicely?"
"If we had to treat everyone respectfully, we wouldn't have time to do anything else."
Fei Shibu said matter-of-factly.
"Haha."
Liu Zheng couldn't be bothered to argue, since it's a matter of stance, not right or wrong.
"Tea's ready."
The boy in pajamas placed two cups of tea in front of them, but he had none himself.
Liu Zheng picked up the teacup, and the item description immediately popped up.
"Name: Intestinal Flower Tea (Disposable)"
"Type: Item"
"Quality: Excellent"
"Effect: Increases player's natural lifespan by one year upon use, ineffective upon repeated use."
"Note: Flowers blooming from intestines, a flower in full bloom, then the intestinal liquid paints and drops as rain bit by bit~"
"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"
"Wow!"
He widened his eyes.
The direct effect of extending lifespan by a year is just too amazing, even if repeated use is invalid, it's still impressive.
Moreover, it can be taken out of the instance; if sold to those billionaires in reality, it would fetch billions.
"There's still stock of Intestinal Flower, have you started planting again?"
Fei Shibu was also a bit surprised.
"Why plant this when I don't lack money. Last time while cleaning the ancestral home for a memorial ceremony, I happened to find a few boxes."
The boy in pajamas said.
"If you're not going to plant them, you might as well transfer the technique and seeds to our family."
Fei Shibu suggested.
If she could get the technology to grow Intestinal Flower for her family, it would be a significant achievement for her.
"Let's talk about his matters."
The boy in pajamas looked at Liu Zheng.
"Where did you get these intestines from?"
He asked.
"I don't remember, but I think they came from abroad."
Liu Zheng said.
"Is that so?"
The boy in pajamas showed a regretful expression.
He had hoped to catch a few more and see if they could be bred.
"But I'm about to go abroad again, maybe I can bring some intestines back for you."
Liu Zheng comforted.
"Can you remember this task?"
"I can't, but I have other ways."
He said vaguely.
"Alright, I'll write the recommendation letter."
The boy in pajamas decisively agreed, then swiftly took out paper and pen to write a recommendation letter.
"Pleasure doing business. I'll be off, you guys carry on chatting."
Liu Zheng stored the Intestinal Flower Tea in the System Space, then got up and left.
The boy in pajamas naturally noticed his small move but said nothing.
Liu Zheng returned to the novelist's home, got her to write a third recommendation letter, and immediately headed to the property center.
After a minor expense, he smoothly obtained the Honorary Homeowner Medal.
"Name: Jiahe New Residence Honorary Homeowner Medal"
"Type: Equipment"
"Quality: Excellent"
"Effect: Allows free entry and exit in Green Garden Mad City, during work will receive cooperation from property staff and owners."
"Note: Collect five Honorary Homeowner Medals to receive extra effects."
"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"
"Great, only three more to collect."
Liu Zheng pinned two Honorary Homeowner Medals together.
Once he collects five Honorary Homeowner Medals and three pieces of the Legendary Deliveryman Set, he can deliver anywhere he wants in Metropolis, and whoever he wants to sign must sign.
Even the Supreme Councilman must obediently eat delivery, he declared!