The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 856 - 574: If You Want to Feel Good, Then Enjoy It to the Fullest! (Part 2)
CHAPTER 856: CHAPTER 574: IF YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD, THEN ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST! (PART 2)
Thirteen Yao pushed away his tentacles with a face full of disdain.
"Hehe."
Liu Zheng was just about to speak when a chill came from behind.
He turned around and saw that it was Shi Tiantian blowing air at him.
"Haha, Shi Sang can’t wait any longer. Hurry up and serve the guest, Ren He."
Thirteen Yao called him by his undercover name.
"Got it, just wait and see."
Liu Zheng was about to break the bath barrel but suddenly realized that he didn’t have the Legendary Armor’s bonus right now.
Breaking the bath barrel wasn’t the issue; it would be troublesome if he couldn’t please Shi Tiantian.
Based on his years of experience dealing with females, if you make them unhappy before discussing matters, you can basically forget about succeeding.
"Should I use the Legendary delivery man’s rations cigarette or the Empowerment Golden Needle?"
Liu Zheng faced a choice.
Using the delivery man’s rations cigarette was the safest, but this thing was essentially a trump card; every one used meant one less.
While the Empowerment Golden Needle was also limited, its importance wasn’t nearly as critical as the delivery man’s rations cigarette.
"Forget it, better to play it safe with the rations cigarette."
He quickly made a decision.
To be cautious in great endeavors, and to forget oneself over small profits—such is not the act of a hero.
Though he couldn’t be considered a hero, he understood the principle.
Liu Zheng knocked on the cigarette pack, and what came out was the Legendary delivery man’s rations cigarette.
He held the cigarette in his mouth, and the tip ignited without fire.
"Legendary delivery man armor effect activated."
A system prompt sounded immediately.
"Only three minutes, this time I’ll let you enjoy it to the fullest!"
Once he started, he didn’t stop; he simply took out the Empowerment Golden Needle as well.
"Name: Empowerment Golden Needle (Disposable)"
"Type: Item"
"Quality: Excellent"
"Effect: Possesses the massage technique of the creator of the Golden Needle, lasts for the duration of one massage."
"Note: The essence of massage lies in skill and sincerity, and in a strong body of muscle."
"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"
"Whew~"
Liu Zheng took a deep breath, then kicked his back hooves hard on the ground.
Then he twisted his waist, turned his hips, spread his chest, and thrust his shoulder forward, driving his upper arm, which then drove the forearm, and the forearm drove the fist.
"Hey ha!"
He exhaled with a shout, his body charging forward in a lunging step, and his fist hit the bath barrel.
"Boom!"
A sound echoed like an exploding bomb, yet the part where his fist landed wasn’t broken, but the opposite side of the barrel wall was.
Inch punch shattering the sky!
"Crash!"
As the bathing water poured out, the entire bath barrel shattered into pieces.
Shi Tiantian stood naked among the shattered wooden planks and water traces, eyes filled with anticipation.
"Ah da!"
Liu Zheng gave a slight bow, followed by endless close-range strikes.
Compared to the reckless destruction last time, his beating was much more precise this time.
Every punch was enough for Shi Tiantian to feel the impact of the force but not enough to harm her inside.
The outer skin softened by the medicated bath gradually hardened under constant caressing, while Shi Tiantian’s hard interior gradually softened as the fist power continually seeped in.
"Hmm~ hmm~"
The skulls emitted sounds like crying and laughing, making Thirteen Yao’s scalp tingle.
He had served the Stone Essence family for so many years, but he had never heard them make such sounds.
And Liu Zheng naturally wouldn’t stop there.
Since he said he’d let Shi Tiantian enjoy it fully, he definitely would.
"Humph!"
He expelled two puffs of turbid air, the wind from his fists surging.
"Crack!"
Shi Tiantian’s surface cracked like glass, and a vast amount of milky white liquid gushed out.
Even though his arm didn’t penetrate, the force entered even more thoroughly.
"Ha!"
Liu Zheng exhaled again and turned his fist into a palm, slapping it onto Shi Tiantian.
This time Shi Tiantian’s surface didn’t crack, but its whole body contracted sharply, like a prelude to climax.
"Hum ha! Hum ha! Hum ha!"
Liu Zheng’s fists and palms attacked faster, and Shi Tiantian’s contraction and expansion frequency also increased.
Finally, the three minutes were up.
"Secret Massage Technique·Bounce Flash!"
His expression turned solemn, thumb snapped onto his forefinger and then flicked.
"Ah!"
Shi Tiantian’s body trembled violently under the finger’s force, then let out a long and high-pitched sigh.
Liu Zheng finished the last puff of his cigarette, looking at the Stone Essence convulsing on the floor.
"Wrap it up after the fight."
He exhaled a smoke ring and then tossed the cigarette butt onto Shi Tiantian.
"Did you overdo it?"
Seeing Shi Tiantian squirming like a big fish shocked half to death, Thirteenth Yi rubbed his forehead and said.
"Isn’t this what the client wanted?"
Liu Zheng retorted.
"Sure, but we massage therapists must have our own judgment. Forget it, you’re not a proper massage therapist anyway."
Thirteenth Yi rolled his eyes and then went to the wall to pick up the phone.
"Hello, bring over a bucket of coolant and some calming incense."
Thirteenth Yi said.
Soon enough, someone from the service department came over with the items.
And the person who arrived was none other than Yangzi.
"How did things get like this?"
She frowned at the chaos on the floor.
Obviously, these two guys won’t clean up the aftermath, so it’s the service department’s people who will be burdened.
And since she came, the unlucky one is naturally her.
Of course, doing some work is no big deal, and Yangzi isn’t one to complain.
It’s just that seeing Shi Tiantian so over-pleased made her inexplicably displeased.
"I have no clue, do you, Minister?"
Liu Zheng’s danger radar activated, decisively shifting the blame.
"I have no damn idea, don’t think about dragging me down with you on your mess."
And Thirteenth Yi, a seasoned player in floral meadows, certainly wouldn’t help him shoulder the blame.
"Hmph!"
Yangzi shot Liu Zheng a glare, then picked up the bucket and walked over to Shi Tiantian, pouring the icy liquid onto it.
"Sizzle~"
A burst of white mist rose, Shi Tiantian’s surface wounds froze over, and its convulsions subsided.
Yangzi also placed the tray with incense powder beside it and took out a match to light it.
The thin and lingering fragrance wafted through the room, calming everyone’s restless hearts.
"Is this incense made by Elder Qing?"
Thirteenth Yi asked.
"I think so."
Yangzi replied.
"It must be. Only her incense has this effect. You really do care about this kid."
Thirteenth Yi said meaningfully.
Incense made by Elder Qing is not something just taken out casually.
"The Deputy Minister also put in a good word."
Yangzi didn’t take all the credit.
"How’s my uncle doing?"
Liu Zheng asked.
Actually, Elder Qing is the real undercover.
"Hmph, with me backing, what could happen to her?"
Thirteenth Yi said proudly.
"Minister’s prowess!"
He gestured a thumbs-up with a tentacle.
"It’s a pity you’re just a pretend nephew. It would be great if you were a real nephew."
Thirteenth Yi looked at him with regret.
"As the saying goes, raising relations is better than being born into them. As long as the relationship is maintained well, that’s a real nephew. Just let me know what you need, and I’ll get it for you next time I’m back in town."
Liu Zheng said with a sly smile.
"Hmm, though you’re sneaky and hard to figure out, your way of doing things is indeed straightforward."
Thirteenth Yi’s expression softened greatly.
While the two chatted, Yangzi busied herself with the cleanup.
Once she finished, Shi Tiantian also woke up from the remnants of the experience.
"Heeheehee~"
She stood up, stretched with a long yawn, and even the skulls on her body let out comfortable laughter.
"Are you satisfied with my service, Shi Sang?"
Liu Zheng asked with a smile.
"Heeheehee!"
Shi Tiantian nodded vigorously.
No need for Thirteenth Yi to translate; he knew this was a sign of great satisfaction.
"That’s good. I hope what I take out next will make you even more satisfied, Shi Sang."
Liu Zheng took out a Miniature Aken Gemstone from his system space.
In the brightly lit room, the glow from the Miniature Aken Gemstone remained undeniably dazzling, drawing everyone’s gaze.
"Heeheehee!"
Almost upon seeing the Miniature Aken Gemstone, Shi Tiantian dived forward, pressing her whole face against the edge of the gemstone.