Urban Ace Bodyguard
Chapter 734 - 789: Different Perspectives
In the CEO's office, Ouyang Xiaoya propped her chin with her hand, carefully sizing up the man in front of her.
He was dressed in a sharp black suit, and the sunlight filtering through the floor-to-ceiling windows cast a faint, steady aura around him.
It was just the pained, bitter expression on his face that ruined the whole vibe.
"Lin Hai, can you take this seriously? You're the president now; you have to act like one."
Lin Hai rolled his eyes, helplessly responded: "CEO, can I not be the president? I'd rather be a security guard."
Ouyang Xiaoya was so annoyed she couldn't stand it: "You dead beast, can't you have a bit of ambition?"
Yesterday, when Gao Dashang was taken away by the police, he looked completely dejected and dazed, babbling nonsensically, "I am the president of Youming Ya Group, you can't arrest me."
So many people would kill for the chance to be a president, and yet this guy looked so unhappy, it made you want to punch him in the face.
"Wife, this is just a matter of how we view things differently."
Lin Hai sighed in resignation: "Other people might like being a president, but that doesn't mean I do. Besides, it feels like I'm usurping your authority."
"You just want to loaf around and do nothing." Ouyang Xiaoya didn't buy a word Beast Lin said.
"Having spent a lot of time together, to put it crudely, I can tell what you're up to from the moment you lift your leg."
Lin Hai smirked, stood up, and raised his leg in front of the CEO.
"You dead beast, Ruoshuang already bought me an anti-wolf baseball bat, don't force me to break your leg now."
"Damn, that's harsh, wife. Really, it's just a matter of different perspectives."
"For example, there's a classic line from Journey to the West, unnoticeable back then, but now, it would definitely ignite your fury," Lin Hai paused, then added, "Especially if I'm the one saying it, you might want to kill me."
"Go on, I promise I won't kill you."
Lin Hai took a deep breath: "This is a quote from the scene in Journey to the West where Sun Wukong borrows the Palm Leaf Fan."
"Alright, I'm going to say it then, you promised, you won't kill me."
Ouyang Xiaoya nodded. She was curious to see what Lin Hai meant by different perspectives.
"Sister-in-law, open your mouth, I'm coming out."
Ouyang Xiaoya was taken aback. That line seemed normal.
"Sister-in-law, open your mouth, I'm coming out. Is there a problem with that? I didn't think so."
She naively blinked her eyes, looking inquisitively at Beast Lin.
Lin Hai thought for a moment, imitated Princess Iron Fan opening her lush lips into an 'O' shape with a mesmerized look, perfectly demonstrating the line through his expressions and actions.
Back in the day, no one paid attention to this line from Journey to the West.
But now, when uttered by Beast Lin, especially with his actions!
Instantly, Ouyang Xiaoya understood it in a flash!
Her mind couldn't help but conjure up images that any man would find tantalizing!
A surge of anger rapidly spread through her heart.
This line, clearly innocent, becomes utterly lewd coming from this dead beast's mouth!
He shouldn't waste his bizarrely creative talents not being an internet comedian!
Ouyang Xiaoya looked at him disapprovingly, ground her teeth, and said word by word: "Beast Lin, come here, I promise I won't kill you!"
"CEO, you see, this is just a difference in perspectives."
"So, about the position of president…"
"These few days, you must let me experience the life of a president, it's also a way to understand each other." Ouyang Xiaoya tried hard to control her little temper from erupting.
That phrase "Sister-in-law, open your mouth, I'm coming out" is also something she couldn't get out of her mind.
"CEO, I really don't want to experience this kind of life, I still have to go to Yanjing to find my sister."
"The transfer of shares, at least formally, also takes three days, so for these three days, you must act as the president. I've already sent the announcement to everyone's email within the company."
"Ah?"
Lin Hai was dumbfounded again.
"Wife, being a president isn't too bad, do I have the authority? It's still up to you to call the shots, I'm really not interested in being a puppet."
Lin Hai said this, also just wanting Ouyang Xiaoya to give up on the annoying issue of being the president.
"You are now the president, and I am your secretary. As long as it doesn't violate work principles, ethical standards, and the law, you can command me on work-related matters."
"Really?" Lin Hai didn't believe it.
"Really." Ouyang Xiaoya, seeming tired, casually found a place to sit down.
"Well, alright then, the cup is here, go pour some tea for your president." Lin Hai pushed the cup forward, just trying to test and see if the CEO would get angry and relieve him from his presidential position, how good would that be.
Unexpectedly, the CEO took the cup willingly and poured Lin Hai a cup of water, also very professionally saying, "President Lin, please have some tea."
Lin Hai's eyes widened in surprise, not expecting that one day the CEO would pour tea for him, and with a smile to boot.
In that moment, the feeling of power seemed to rise pleasantly in his heart.
Especially being served by a top-notch beauty.
"Cough cough, CEO, I have another question, can I exploit my power over you?"
This is a second irritation, Lin Hai waits with amusement for his wife to explode.
But unexpectedly, Ouyang Xiaoya calmly said: "You are welcome to try, I guarantee you'll spend the rest of your life in jail picking up soap with Gao Dashang."
"Uh, never mind, I was just joking."
Lin Hai embarrassingly shut his mouth, seeing that Ouyang Xiaoya was serious.
"Humph, dirty beast, trying to deliberately annoy me, thinking I can't see through you!" The CEO thought more rationally and calmly in her heart.
"Eh, alright then, I agree, I'll be the president." Lin Hai sighed resignedly.
Ouyang Xiaoya was relieved; this position not only represented power but also experience, it could expand her horizons and make contact with things and matters ordinary people can't.
Her idea was still to cultivate Beast Lin, to polish this rough stone into a jade.
"Assistant Ouyang, as the president, I now issue my first work order to you."
Lin Hai said with a smile.
"Please command, President Lin."
"Very good, Assistant Ouyang, please now handle the various matters of the company. I appoint you as the acting president to oversee the work, go ahead, get busy."
After speaking, Lin Hai prepared to leave.
"Beast Lin, you're dumping the work on me, what about yourself?"
"I'm going to have tea with the instructor, discuss him coming to the company to train the security guards, and by the way interrogate Qiu Yu and Gao Chao to see if I can get more clues."
"But you need to deal with the company's matters."
Lin Hai smiled wittily: "Wife, I am now the president, I order you to handle the company completely, it's that simple, being a president, I've long known how to do it."
After saying that, he quickly dashed off, leaving his wife grinding her teeth; this wasn't being a presidente but a hands-off boss, evil, and letting him succeed with his sly plan again.