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Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 742 797: The 12 Zodiac Signs

Author: Do not lose your original aspiration
updatedAt: 2025-09-21

"Dead Beast, you've got quite the unique perspective, huh?"

The icy CEO wife's gaze was sharp, her stare intimidating, sending shivers down the spine.

Lin Hai sheepishly shut up, holding onto a skewer of lamb, stealing a glance at his wife, not daring to make a peep, like a man grievously oppressed for a long time, pitiful beyond words.

"Uncle, hurry up and eat, poor thing." Huahua expressed sympathy, while comfortably polishing off more than a dozen lamb skewers, she wiped her cumin-covered lips after speaking.

"Beast Lin, stop acting so wronged, as if I've been oppressing you all this time," Ouyang Xiaoya pinched Lin Hai's waist fiercely with her delicate hand.

Such an action shocked Fire Girl and Satan once again.

An expert must always guard against their own vulnerable spots, like the lower back, for example.

Now a woman is pinching and prodding recklessly on King Yan's lower back, if Satan faced this situation, he would have smashed her into pieces long ago.

But now, look at Yama Lord, with an expression of pain and bliss, meek and wronged, completely shattering their worldview.

In Fire Girl's eyes, this woman seemed to be the luckiest in the world, able to be so pampered by King Yan.

Of course, Ouyang Xiaoya turned into someone who didn't recognize her good fortune.

"CEO, I was just joking. With such a lively barbecue atmosphere, we've got to lighten the mood, right?" Lin Hai grinned and rubbed his waist, quickly explaining.

"A joke? Is that how you joke? I'd really like to ask you, you seem to have researched quite thoroughly!" Ouyang Xiaoya was beside herself with anger, especially imagining that scenario, Dead Beast recalling everything like an expert, she really couldn't accept such a vulgar perspective.

"Can't you put yourself in someone else's shoes, consider their feelings? I really can't understand what there is to boast and show off about these things."

Lin Hai cleared his throat, and explained, "CEO, you're mistaken."

"Why would I do that, it would make me seem completely tasteless."

Upon hearing this, Ouyang Xiaoya felt slightly appeased.

"As an Expert and veteran driver, I now generally enjoy observing one's warfare."

Ruoshuang and Huahua, at their ages, were somewhat affected by adolescent fantasies and full of curiosity about everything.

The boys they met at this age, after watching those kinds of videos, would often show off and boast in front of girls, undoubtedly intensifying the girls' curiosity.

Deep inside, Ouyang Xiaoya sighed, thinking just how much life experience Dead Beast must have had, his values twisted to such an extent that even such taboo topics were spoken of so boldly.

What could she do to save a Beast Lin, feeling the road ahead was so long.

"CEO, I think you're like a Virgo, too critical, I was really just making a joke."

"You're the Virgo!" Ouyang Xiaoya was too exasperated to speak, was she really that nitpicky? Just a bit of emotional cleanliness was normal, wasn't it?

Lin Hai continued, "No worries, CEO, being a Virgo can be cured."

"Brother-in-law? How can it be cured?" Ruoshuang asked curiously.

After a pause, he suddenly thought of something, and with a mischievous grin said, "It's simple, girls who aren't married yet are always reserved, with a touch of shyness, and they have pure and beautiful expectations and fantasies about all things, real life."

"Like marrying a Prince Charming, where do you find so many Prince Charmings in this world? I think the best fit is the best choice."

"So, to cure a Virgo, the best way is to turn her into a 'Wife.'"

Lin Hai lifted his head proudly, convinced he was a genius. He absolutely had to try this method someday; if not him, then have Zhuge Jianguo or Fan Jian experiment.

This time even Blood Earl was speechless, Yama Lord truly had a unique personality.

Thinking back to that fierce battle, he seemed like a completely different person, truly inscrutable.

Finishing his thought, Lin Hai shamelessly poked CEO's slender waist with his finger, "CEO, let's discuss something else?"

Ouyang Xiaoya had lost the energy to retort, the lamb skewers in her mouth tasteless.

If only the lamb skewers were Beast Lin, she would bite down hard, very hard.

With that thought, CEO "viciously" bit down on the lamb skewer with her teeth.

"CEO, this time it's serious."

"Do you even have anything serious to say?" Ouyang Xiaoya gave him a glance.

Lin Hai nodded, "I'm thinking of starting a security company."

"Oh? You really have that idea?" Ouyang Xiaoya was surprised, Beast Lin's train of thought was shifting too fast, she found it hard to keep up.

Lin Hai looked at the instructor and said, "Wife, our instructor's skills are definitely fierce, you can ask Ruoshuang, she's seen it."

Blood Earl and others couldn't help but turn their gaze to the Old Limp Man who was carefully grilling lamb skewers with one hand and holding a snowflake beer in the other.

"All my kung fu was taught by the instructor," Lin Hai said again.

Blood Earl and others instantly had a penetrating look, treating Old Limp Man with utmost importance.

A master capable of training King Yan into such a formidable expert, this Old Limp Man must be a legendary figure.

"Just your petty skills?" Ouyang Xiaoya snorted through her nose, full of disdain.

Blood Earl and others were speechless once more, who would dare call King Yan petty within the International Dark World?

"Cough cough, I may not be much, but the instructor is amazing, you can ask Ruoshuang."

Ouyang Xiaoya turned her gaze towards Ruoshuang.

PS: My father suddenly fell ill these past few days, my phone was also accidentally broken, and I took a fall as well, overwhelmed by troubles, but today I finally cleared the fog to see the sun. Chuxin will try to update more and by the way, Happy Birthday to our Alliance Hierarch, Ah Meng.

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