"Lin Hai, can you handle things more seriously?" Ouyang Xiaoya frowned prettily, standing behind Lin Hai.

"Wife, I am being serious. This is to verify my achievements over the past six months," Lin Hai argued while fumbling with the iPad in his hands.

Hearing Lin Hai's response, the CEO felt her blood run cold, nearly exploding with rage.

That damn Beast Lin sat in the CEO's office chair, not doing proper work all morning and even making unreasonable arguments. Was this the same carefree attitude he had when he used to come to the office?!

Ouyang Xiaoya had already made up her mind that when she took back the CEO position, she would have to improve Beast Lin's work style!

She bit her teeth, suppressing her anger, and asked word by word: "I don't see how playing Candy Crush Saga has anything to do with your success over the past six months!"

"Cough cough, CEO, you just don't understand, do you know what achievement I'm verifying?" Lin Hai blinked and retorted.

The CEO shook her head, hugged herself with her arms, and snorted coldly: "I'll give you a chance to explain. Go ahead."

Lin Hai chuckled and smoothly passed the test, put down the iPad, and turned his head to carefully examine his wife's delicate face.

"Okay, wife, let me explain. My biggest achievement over the past six months, as it turns out, is all thanks to you."

"Thanks to me?" Ouyang Xiaoya pointed to her own charming little nose with her slender jade fingers, slightly curious.

Lin Hai nodded earnestly and replied: "Yes, thanks to you, my dear wife. It's because of your presence these past six months that I've acquired a Talent Ability."

"Talent Ability?"

Ouyang Xiaoya was even more confused.

Observing him closely, Beast Lin, aside from his outfit of a suit today, didn't show anything special.

Having been together for so long, she hadn't noticed any amazing Talent Ability in him. On the contrary, his ability to do stupid things seemed to be getting stronger.

But seeing how serious Lin Hai was, her curiosity as a woman was still piqued.

She continued to be patient and prepared to listen.

"Continue," she paused, then added, "Get to the point."

Lin Hai grinned and pointed to the iPad, asking, "Wife, did you notice anything unusual about me playing Candy Crush Saga just now?"

Ouyang Xiaoya bit her red lips, her eyes looking upwards as if deep in thought.

After a few seconds, she shook her head: "I didn't notice anything."

Lin Hai helplessly shrugged his shoulders and asked, "Really didn't notice?"

"There's nothing to notice, damn Beast, stop beating around the bush and tell me now!" The CEO's temper finally started to flare.

Lin Hai shrank his neck and offered an apologetic smile, saying, "Wife, my hands are faster than the average person."

"Faster hands?" After listening, Ouyang Xiaoya took a moment to recall and indeed, Beast Lin had played Candy Crush Saga quite impressively; his hands were indeed faster than ordinary people.

But what does that have to do with her? Why thank her?

"It seems that faster hands have nothing to do with me, right?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked.

Lin Hai spoke earnestly, "It has, it has everything to do with you."

"We've been together for so long. Without you, there wouldn't be my quick hands."

"Why?"

"Cough cough! Let me explain in detail." Lin Hai paused, coughed, took a sip of tea before slowly answering, "It's because over these six months, I've been as chaste as jade, cohabiting with you in a villa, so I've developed such hand speed."

Ouyang Xiaoya was even more puzzled.

Living together with her didn't seem to be related to improved hand speed.

"Still don't understand?"

Ouyang Xiaoya nodded and waited for Lin Hai to continue explaining.

Lin Hai sighed with resignation, pulling a bitter face and said, "Even though we've been living together in name for the better part of a year, in reality, I've had a worse life than a single dog, and so I've developed the hand speed of one. Do you understand now?"

Ouyang Xiaoya stood stunned, involuntarily asking: "What does the hand speed of a single dog mean?"

Lin Hai sighed, why was his wife still so innocent?

"Wife, a single dog's hand speed...cough cough, you better ask Baidu about that."

Ouyang Xiaoya nodded, intuitively feeling that the damn Beast was likely spewing nonsense again, but she was always curious about the heaps of fallacies he'd come up with, sometimes even quite amusing.

Immediately, the ice queen CEO's eyebrows furrowed deeply, a torrent of murderous intent flashed in her eyes, and her teeth clenched with a grinding sound.

Damn Beast, beating about the bush with all this talk about single dog hand speed.

To describe something as disgusting as jerking off so articulately, and even indirectly taking advantage of her with words again, despicable!

"Cough cough, wife, don't hit me!"

Seeing that the CEO had ferociously picked up the cactus on the desk, Lin Hai hurriedly covered his handsome face that could cause envy, screaming out loud.

"Hmph, damn Beast, too despicable!" Ouyang Xiaoya's face showed utter disappointment.

He is already the CEO, for goodness' sake!

Not a trace of a cultured person, still so lewd and indifferent to self-improvement!

"Cough cough, wife, I also have my hardships, I said so much just now hoping that you would understand a bit of my pain as a single man," Lin Hai rambled, trying to justify himself.

"Hmph, you men are all the same, after deceiving a girl's body, you just ditch her!" Ouyang Xiaoya was just scaring Lin Hai; if she were to really hit him with the cactus, she couldn't bear it herself, and in her heart, there was even a little bit of reluctance.

"Wife, you are wrong about that. I am a traditional man, definitely not heartless."

"Besides, don't you know? The best way for a woman to keep a man is to have his baby," Lin Hai winked playfully, with a persuasive tone.

"Nonsense, you damn Beast, ditch that conniving heart before we get married."

Pausing, Ouyang Xiaoya snorted coldly: "All babble and nonsense, then tell me, how does a man keep a woman? Surely it isn't pregnancy too!"

Ouyang Xiaoya proudly raised her head: "I am a well-educated person, only if your answer is perfect, reasonable and realistic, satisfying both subjective and objective standards, will I consider it."

"Alright, wife, I'll answer. Listen up."

"Wife, listen carefully, the perfect answer to how a man can keep a woman is—"

He deliberately drew out his words, "18 + 180 square meters + 18 million."

After saying that, Lin Hai gazed intently at the wife, waiting for her to be unable to refute.