Back home, Ouyang Xiaoya and Queen Qi were already tidied up.

"Beast Lin, why did it take you so long to buy breakfast?"

The CEO grumbled discontentedly.

Lin Hai blinked his eyes and handed over the buns.

"Hmm, not bad." The CEO picked up a bun, tasted it, and muttered.

"By the way, why did you come back so late? I thought you got lost in Yanjing."

The CEO asked curiously.

Queen Qi also took a bite of the bun, finding the taste quite good.

"Uh, after buying the buns, I had a stomachache and went to the bathroom, hehe."

Lin Hai said with a laugh.

"Oh, next time it takes so long, I'll just call the rescue team. What if you fell into a pit..."

Before she could finish, Ouyang Xiaoya suddenly stood up, glaring at Lin Hai with anger, her voice trembling: "What did you just say? Repeat it."

"Oh great CEO, I'm not a recorder."

"I told you to repeat it!"

"I said after buying the buns, I went to the bathroom."

Lin Hai repeated innocently, puzzled.

"You, you, you, you..."

"Did you handle the buns with your hands?" Ouyang Xiaoya was so angry her hands trembled.

"I did, I brought them all the way back." Lin Hai was bewildered. Why was the CEO so angry?

"You! Dead beast, I want to cancel the engagement with you!" Ouyang Xiaoya tossed the buns into the trash, trembling with rage.

Queen Qi had just swallowed a bun, heard the conversation, and suddenly realized.

Instantly, her face changed, her lips quivered, and she ran towards the bathroom covering her mouth.

"What the hell? CEO, why are you making such a fuss? I just bought buns a little late and went to the bathroom."

"Is going to the bathroom a reason to cancel an engagement? Sh*t, what kind of crime is it to go to the bathroom?"

Lin Hai was not having it. He worked so hard to buy breakfast, even sparred in a Taekwondo match.

Shouldn't there be some credit, even if not applauded?

And this is the reason to cancel an engagement?

Ugh—

Meanwhile, vomiting sounds came from Queen Qi in the bathroom.

"What's wrong with old Qi?"

"Isn't it your fault?" Ouyang Xiaoya was nearly exploding with anger.

"Huh? My fault?" Lin Hai widened his eyes, staring at the CEO's wife, mumbling: "I swear, I've never slept with old Qi, the kid's not mine, besides, the timeline doesn't match, is she really pregnant?"

"You!"

"Dead beast!"

At this point, Ouyang Xiaoya was speechless with Lin Hai, wanting to punch him squarely.

"It's really not me, I swear I never slept with old Qi!"

Lin Hai raised one hand, making a swearing gesture.

"Weiwei isn't pregnant, she was disgusted by you!" Ouyang Xiaoya said, almost out of breath with fury.

"Huh? Disgusted by me?"

Lin Hai scratched his chin, bemused: "Though my handsomeness isn't that apparent, it's not enough to disgust someone, is it?"

Ouyang Xiaoya rolled her eyes, almost fainting.

Seen thick-skinned people before, but never one so thick it surpasses the thickness of Okazaka.

"Enough, less nonsense, engagement canceled."

"On what basis?" Lin Hai widened his eyes, suddenly standing up with a justified look.

"Because you handled the buns with the hand you used to go to the bathroom!"

After saying that, Ouyang Xiaoya also felt an urge to vomit.

"Huh?"

Lin Hai was dumbfounded.

Then, he realized what was going on.

"I just went for a small bathroom break."

Saying so, he sheepishly blinked, his face showing embarrassed shyness, scratching the back of his head.

"Even a small bathroom break doesn't work!"

Thinking about Lin Hai undoing his belt, then using the same hand to touch the buns...

"CEO, I solemnly declare one thing."

Lin Hai had a flash of genius, speaking seriously.

"Speak!"

"My hand absolutely did not corrupt the purity of the buns."

"Also, when I went to the bathroom, I only undid the belt, didn't touch any indescribable part."

Lin Hai argued with confidence.

"Who are you kidding? Don't you men need to use hands when going to the bathroom?" Ouyang Xiaoya snorted coldly.

"Dear wife, you seem to have done a lot of research on how men go to the bathroom, care to share your insights?" Lin Hai chuckled mischievously.

How infuriating!

Dead Beast!

The conversation's angle takes a turn just like that, and always turns to that kind of topic.

"Wife, I don't use hands when going to the bathroom because I'm a healthy and robust man, not yet at the age of becoming feeble."

After saying this, Lin Hai had a proud expression on his face.

"Really?" Ouyang Xiaoya remained skeptical.

Lin Hai nodded seriously: "Really, I can pee against the wind for thirty yards, practically an eight-foot snake spear."

"Shameless."

The CEO looked down upon him deeply.

Being with Beast Lin, her heart could hardly take it, always startled.

In the bathroom, Queen Qi finally finished vomiting.

She heard the earlier conversation clearly, realizing she misunderstood Lin Hai again.

"So, Xiaoya, are you really canceling the engagement with Lin Hai?" Queen Qi poked her head out from the bathroom door, weakly asking.

"Dream on!" Ouyang Xiaoya snorted with pride, displaying the authoritative gaze of the main wife.

"Oh, I was just asking, Xiaoya, don't be angry." Old Qi looked so timid, like a concubine oppressed by the "evil" legitimate wife.

Taking a deep breath to calm her anger and displeasure, she couldn't be bothered to eat the buns anymore.

"Beast Lin, pack up, and follow me to inspect the factory site." Ouyang Xiaoya said.

"Huh? Going now?"

"Of course, I didn't come to Yanjing for leisure. This is your first big investment; every step must be meticulously supervised." The CEO's face showed doubt, distrusting this certain beast's competency.

"Uh, wait a moment, I'll grab a few things."

...

Ten minutes later, at the land bought a while back with Jia Mimi's contract, Lin Hai accompanied the CEO, Queen Qi, Long Wuhui, Shura, and the Murong sisters as they got off the car.

"Hmm, this place is nicely chosen, suitable for building a pharmaceutical factory."

The CEO nodded slightly with a professional gaze, giving her appraisal.

Lin Hai chuckled proudly, his face filled with satisfaction.

This piece of land was chosen by the God of Healthcare. That guy's healthcare skills, ahem, getting off track, his investment vision is still quite good.

"By the way, what are you holding in your hand?" Ouyang Xiaoya had already noticed the small plastic bag Lin Hai brought out.

"Oh, these are seeds." Lin Hai flaunted them in front of the CEO like a treasure.

Seeds?

"Why do ordinary words sound twisted when they come from your mouth?"

The CEO complained dissatisfiedly.

"Darn, CEO, these are really seeds, not the kind of seeds like Gourd Brothers or 'Tokyo Is a Bit Hot'. They're plants!"

"..."

The women present all had lines of black across their foreheads.