Urban Ace Bodyguard
Chapter 951 1017: Kidney-cutting Lin vs Zi Huang
Ouyang Xiaoya's beautiful eyes sparkled with a special gleam again.
Queen Qi was also incredibly surprised, so excited she almost jumped up.
"Old Qi, why are you so excited?" Lin Hai blinked and asked curiously.
"It's Zi Huang."
Queen Qi's words were filled with excitement.
"What's Zi Huang?"
Lin Hai couldn't help but follow Old Qi's gaze towards the tender young lady like the moon surrounded by stars in the distance. Is that Zi Huang?
Just now, when he heard the words "Zi Huang," Lin Hai instinctively thought it referred to some super master, similar to the Umbrella Emperor.
Unexpectedly... it was a young girl.
Moreover, with the keen eyes of an experienced worldly man, he could see that this girl probably didn't know any kung fu.
"Zi Huang is the most outstanding celebrity nowadays, especially good at singing, and she shone in Huaxia Voice."
"You don't know, there were so many nights when I fell asleep listening to her songs." Queen Qi had a starstruck expression.
Lin Hai was speechless. Sh*t, Old Qi looks just like a brainless fan, completely obsessed.
"Don't you watch Huaxia Voice?" Queen Qi also asked, puzzled.
"Uh, I like listening to A Sprig of Plum Blossom, Sword and Saber, and stuff like Eight Consecutive Kills..." Lin Hai replied weakly.
For the first time, Queen Qi gave him a cold shoulder, her voice drifting: "We're not on the same channel in today's conversation, I don't talk to old people."
"Sh*t!"
Lin Hai's eyes bulged, just because I've never watched Huaxia Voice, If You're Not Serious, No Appointment, Happy Drag Queen, Super Cute Girls, does that make me an old man?
And Queen Qi, like the group of fans around, was also cheering the words "Zi Huang."
Especially with a pop sound, a few passing girls were so excited that their buttons flew open.
Lin Hai's eyes widened: "Whoa... such tumultuous waves."
Cough, cough, I'm indeed an old man, as people age, this neck just doesn't cooperate, wants to turn but is too slow, a bit stiff, cough, cough, cough...
Someone was shamelessly taking it all in, secretly delighting.
Some might wonder what's so pleasing about glimpses of small breasts? No ambition!
However, real-life experience and movies or TV are different; you only know the feeling by being in the scene, bystander haven't grasped the truth.
"Whoa, Healthcare Brother, you actually invited her?" Liu Neng's eyes sparkled with admiration.
Zhuge Jianguo laughed: "I also really like Zi Huang's voice."
"Can we have a drink and meal with Zi Huang later? I'll offer a million!" Liu Neng was eager to try.
Several second-generation businessmen beside him clearly had similar thoughts.
Lin Hai once again silently cursed them as wastrels, if he had a son like that, he'd kill him in seconds. A million, just to have a meal with her?
Zhuge Jianguo shook his head: "Put away those thoughts, Zi Huang is not that kind of person, someone in Yanjing offered her five million to accompany drinking, and she flatly refused, not to mention that person's status is not ordinary, a Super Young Master tier."
"Whoa?" Liu Neng's eyes widened.
Lin Hai's eyes also widened.
One was admiring Zi Huang for daring to reject someone of Super Young Master level.
One was thinking if that Super Young Master was dumb? Five million just for a drink? Were they born without a brain?
"I'm not fond of pretentious stars, but I admire anyone with integrity, so everyone shelve disrespectful thoughts." Zhuge Jianguo told the second-generation businessmen.
Several nodded.
"Lin Hai, was Zi Huang invited by Zhuge Jianguo?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked in shock, softly.
Lin Hai nodded: "Why do you also seem so surprised, CEO?"
"In the current Huaxia's up-and-coming female singers, she's the most popular. You, with your expertise in dirty jokes, better keep your mouth shut later, lest you offend her, and a ton of fans drown you in their ocean of spit."
"Geez, is that necessary?"
"Since she was invited by Zhuge Jianguo, she might perform a song later as a gesture. You'll understand once you hear her sing." Ouyang Xiaoya couldn't be bothered to chat with someone whose mind was full of erotic massages and didn't grasp pop culture at all.
Lin Hai was displeased.
Although he's not up to date with entertainment news, he at least knows the song "I Like You."
Back in the day, as a singer of the Dragon Tooth Special Forces, although it was whoever yelled louder was cooler, as someone born in the '80s, he learned that song too.
Added with his current Gang Qi, he could adjust his voice at will, Lin Hai considered himself quite the expert in singing.
After all, as a King of Assassins, besides mastering human disguise, his skills in various fields had to be nearly omnipotent, and singing was a professional skill he'd studied.
Lin Hai also remembered an assassin famous for singing in the International Dark World's assassin community, named "Demon Sound," whose voice was exceptionally enchanting, and at the song's climax, Demon Sound would use a hidden weapon under his tongue to kill an opponent.
However, Demon Sound seemed to be hunted down a few years ago by a group of mercenaries, turned into a sieve.
"You seem quite unconvinced." Ouyang Xiaoya saw the beastly face full of smug confidence, asked coldly.
"I can also sing 'I Like You'." Lin Hai, in front of his dear wife, naturally couldn't lose face; all men have pride.
"Oh really? Then later you and Zi Huang can have a sing-off, see who's better?"
Ouyang Xiaoya challenged.
Lin Hai hesitated, feeling unpleasant due to his wife's disdain, subconsciously responded: "Bring it on, your master Lin is afraid of no one. I used to be nicknamed the Song God Lin."
"Not 'Kidney-cutting Lin'?" The CEO jested, testing his language skills.
"Geez... my kidneys are fine, don't believe it? Tonight, I'll let you see what a Super Electric Motor is." Lin Hai patted his kidney area.
"Pervert!" The CEO spat.
However, next, a certain Lin started to feel sorry for himself.
Because Ouyang Xiaoya told Zhuge Jianguo about the singing challenge proposal.
Then, as it happened, Zi Huang had already moved in the spotlight to this side and heard the proposal too, and then looked at Lin Hai curiously with her clear big eyes.
"Hello, call me Zi Qi, and you are?" Zi Huang's voice was sweet and cheerful, giving a sunny and charming feeling.
"Uh, hello, my name is Beast, oh no, Lin Hai."
"Brother Lin gives off such a special vibe." Zi Huang sweetly smiled.
"Haha, really? Everyone says that, mainly because my unique profession created this aura." Someone responded thick-skinnedly.
"Oh? What's Mr. Lin's profession?" Zi Huang was deeply interested and asked curiously.
"Uh..." Someone began to rack their brain, why is this girl so simple, pursuing the question to death, couldn't say security guard, that'd be too low.
Suddenly, the great beast's wisdom sparked in a flash, Lin Hai suddenly thought of something, coughed, then answered seriously and rapidly: "I'm a High-Risk Energy Extraction, Development, Transmission, Distribution, and Conversion Engineer."