Urban Soldier Young Master
Chapter 800 799: I Am the Account Thief
Seeing the four words "Little Waist Twist" light up in the friend list, Chu Ge couldn't help but chuckle. This person really couldn't resist being talked about. He rarely logged into the game, and coincidentally, he ran into Shu Lulu.
Although the name "Little Waist Twist" was lit up, Chu Ge didn't speak to "Little Waist Twist" in the game.
His "Old Waist Straighten" continued to stand next to an NPC, listening to that sweet-voiced girl NPC saying, "Hello there," in a green dress. Then, he saw several people shouting on the screen.
"Little Waist is here! Little Waist UP!"
"Where's Little Waist? Let me go see you! Do you need a brother to help you grind? To show off and fly?"
"Little Waist, are you on YY? Haven't heard your voice in ages!"
Seeing these shoutouts, Chu Ge laughed again. Shu Lulu had a good reputation in the game. As soon as she went online, people couldn't stop shouting.
But that wasn't surprising, given the game's skewed gender ratio, and the fact Shu Lulu was a girl who was good at the game and dedicated to it. It's no wonder she was popular.
The shoutouts flashed one by one, but "Little Waist Twist" didn't use a shoutout to respond. A few seconds later, a chat window from "Little Waist Twist" appeared on Chu Ge's game interface.
"Uncle???????"
Seeing these two words and the pile of question marks, Chu Ge knew it had to be Shu Lulu on the other end. He smirked slightly and replied in the window, "Yo, you still remember this uncle, huh?"
After typing this sentence, Chu Ge was about to send it, but before hitting enter, he deleted the entire line with a mischievous grin and retyped the message.
"Uncle???????"
After typing this line of question marks, "Little Waist Twist" took several seconds to reply with two "?", making Chu Ge's grin even wider. Shu Lulu must be so confused, so he replied with two "?" as well.
This time, Shu Lulu quickly returned a message, "Uncle, what's wrong with you? It's Lulu!"
Chu Ge replied, "Oh, I know, hehe, just messing with you."
"Geez, you scared me! I thought it wasn't you on the account. It's fun to mess with me?" Shu Lulu swiftly replied, followed by a sweating emoji.
"Uncle, military training has almost worn me out. If it was just tiring, I'd endure it, but I'm almost a black coal ball now, boohoo. I can't face anyone, especially you. I wonder when I'll be fair-skinned again."
Following her words was a crying and a crazy emoji.
"Haha, a little tan is healthy." Chu Ge's eyes swirled, and he quickly typed a few more words, "By the way, I want to buy a weapon. Do you have any money? Bring me 80 million."
"Okay, Uncle, I'll meet you in that channel for the trade. Wait for me in the guild hall; I'll be right there, mwah!"
She didn't say this in the private chat window, but over a shoutout, and then "Little Waist Twist" went offline.
Chu Ge's mischievous grin got bigger as he made his "Old Waist Straighten" stroll leisurely to the guild hall, standing next to a pretty NPC.
A few seconds later, "Little Waist Twist" switched channels, and Chu Ge saw the fashionable "Little Waist Twist" who walked like the wind come next to "Old Waist Straighten" and said, "Uncle, I'm here," then sent a trade request.
"Old Waist Straighten" accepted the trade request, and "Little Waist Twist" without a word put up 80 million instantly. After each clicked confirm, "Old Waist Straighten" had a transaction of 80 million.
"Uncle, what weapon are you buying?"
Seeing Shu Lulu typing this line, Chu Ge couldn't help but laugh and immediately replied, "Buy a fart, hahaha, I'm a hacker. This account is so broke, I was planning to delete it, but you showed up, and you're so stupid, falling into the trap like that. What an unexpected gain! Hahaha!"
After typing these words, Chu Ge almost laughed out loud, imagining how Shu Lulu's face must look now.
To make this "hacker" illusion more convincing, Chu Ge immediately turned off his phone, so Shu Lulu couldn't contact him at all.
Watching the phone screen go black, Chu Ge turned his focus back to the computer screen. "Little Waist Twist" remained silent for over ten seconds before saying, "Hacker? Uncle, you're… joking, right?"
"Joking? Who's got time to joke with you? Didn't realize you're such a rich fool, handing over 80 million just like that. I should've asked for more."
Chu Ge, imitating a hacker's tone, said plausibly. While typing these words, several players entered the hall, and by the time he sent the message, the once-empty hall had more than ten players inside, with more continuously entering, creating quite a bustling scene.
"You shameless hacker dog, scamming Little Waist's money, planning to buy a coffin for your whole family?"
"I'm really fed up with these hacker dogs. Your whole family is dead, go check on them now!"
"Pointing at the old waist, garbage account-stealing dog, get out 1, pointing at the old waist, garbage account-stealing dog, get out 2, pointing at the old waist..."
Suddenly, all the players in the hall started to wildly rant at the old waist. Many began spamming messages, among them a gunner named "Lone Shadow Distilled" was the most furious, adding numbers like 12345678 after the same sentence to count.
The wizard named Little Waist Twist just stood there looking kind of foolish, next to the older man, the old waist.
Chu Ge chuckled at his computer, estimating that this was the time Shu Lulu should be calling him? If she couldn't find him, he wondered how she would react?
Qin Ruojing unintentionally glanced at Chu Ge and curiously asked, "What are you giggling about? So happy?"
Chu Ge turned and smiled, "Playing with a kid."
"Playing with a kid?" Qin Ruojing paused slightly, recalling some memorable notes in Chu Ge's phonebook, "Is it that clingy little brat?"
Chu Ge was smiling even more until Qin Ruojing said that, and he broke into a sweat, "Uh..."
"Looks like it is." Qin Ruojing mumbled and slightly shook her head, then returned her gaze to her computer, although she appeared somewhat absent-minded.
Chu Ge awkwardly chuckled a couple of times, seeing that Qin Ruojing didn't intend to ask further, he turned his eyes back to the game interface, feeling a bit speechless.
By now, there were many people standing around the old waist and little waist twist, the entire guild hall looked inexplicably crowded, and even more people were spamming messages to insult him. Little waist twist had already said a few sentences.
"Uncle, you were just kidding, right?"
"Say something, could you change the password back?"
"Please, don't mess with this account, how much do you want, I'll give it to you."
Feeling Shu Lulu's anxiety, Chu Ge thought it was time to tell her the truth. Joking was fine, but it had to be done within limits.
Actually, he initially never expected so many people to gather; he simply wanted to tease Shu Lulu. But then Shu Lulu replied to him with a message, and well, now everyone online saw it.
Clicking on the little waist twist's character, Chu Ge initiated a trade, which was quickly accepted, and as the old waist put in eighty million, the little waist twist also added several tens of millions with some spare change into the trade.
Seeing the amount Shu Lulu wanted to trade, Chu Ge felt both speechless and touched, and a bit guilty too. It seemed Shu Lulu intended to trade all her in-game wealth; otherwise, how else would there be some spare change involved?
This crazy girl is really quite silly. If he were truly a hacker, even if she gave him all her money, it would only embolden the thief, and how could that have any positive outcome?
The old waist canceled the trade and switched from public to private chat mode, but before he could type, the little waist twist sent a message.
"Do you think the amount is too small? Then wait for me, I'll go buy some game coins."
Chu Ge was even more speechless and embarrassed and immediately typed: "Lulu, it's your Uncle Chu Ge. I'm just teasing you, but this situation got out of hand, and now it's known everywhere in the server. Accept the trade, and I'll give you the eighty million back."
After saying this, the old waist tried to trade with the little waist twist again, but it was quickly canceled, and the chat mode switched to private, with a message sent over.
"Are you... really the uncle?"
"Yeah, it's really me, we met on the bus, your phone in the back pocket almost got stolen by a guy with blonde hair, I helped you get it back. Do you believe me now?"
"Boo hoo! Uncle, you're so mean! Did you know you scared me to death! I thought your account really got stolen!"
"Well, I'm already apologizing... I just wanted to play a little prank between the two of us; who would've thought you'd spam a message like that? By the way, are you in the dorm or an internet cafe now?"
"I'm in the dorm, uncle, hehe, shall I take you dungeon running? I'm max level now, getting really strong!"
The little waist twist sent a smiley face over, and even though it was just an in-game emoji, to Chu Ge, it seemed irresistibly adorable, as if he could see Shu Lulu's bright smile through that expression.
"You should first tell your friends to mind their own business. While spamming messages isn't very expensive, it's still wasteful. You seem quite popular in-game."
"Oh... Right, I forgot about that, hehe."
The little waist twist privately messaged the old waist a teasing face emoji, then sent a server message, "Sorry friends, it was a misunderstanding, my husband was playing a prank on me!"
Chu Ge chuckled wryly, suddenly feeling something off behind him, only to see Qin Ruojing looking over at his computer screen.