48: Chapter 47: Jonah!

48: Chapter 47: Jonah!

“Time to get up, wifey, the sun’s shining on your little butt.” Ye Tian kept knocking on the door and calling for Yun Xinyan.

Bang!

Yun Xinyan, inside, grabbed a pillow and threw it at the door, then pulled the blanket over her head, her face the picture of gloom.

She couldn’t remember when she fell asleep last night, only feeling like dawn was breaking.

It seemed like she just dozed off when Ye Tian started knocking incessantly—she was truly frustrated by his boundless energy.

Ye Tian stepped back, and, seeing that the door wasn’t smashed, continued knocking, “Wife, I’ve already prepared breakfast, with milk, eggs, and chocolate—to give you a boost.”

“Go to hell!” Yun Xinyan hurled the pillow again and lay on the bed feeling dizzy.

Who eats chocolate for breakfast?

Is this guy from Africa or something?

But Yun Xinyan didn’t stay in bed any longer; she got up and went into the bathroom.

Half an hour later, Yun Xinyan slowly came downstairs, where Ye Tian was smoking at the dining table, looking utterly content.

“Who let you smoke in the house!” Yun Xinyan said, somewhat angrily.

“A cigarette after a meal is like being a celestial being, it’s good for health,” Ye Tian replied with a chuckle, taking another drag with an air of smugness.

Yun Xinyan immediately covered her forehead, barely able to watch.

Looking at the breakfast spread, she lost her appetite, put on her shoes, and walked out.

Ye Tian hastily put out his cigarette and followed her out.

Just as Yun Xinyan got in the car, Ye Tian opened and sat in the passenger’s seat.

“Get out!” Yun Xinyan snorted coldly.

“I won’t get out; my legs hurt,” Ye Tian said with an innocent face.

“You nearly killed me last night with that pillow.”

“That’s what you deserve!” Yun Xinyan retorted coldly, “Get out now!”

Ye Tian hugged the seat belt, “Nope, I can wait; I’m not in a hurry.

But you, the big CEO, will be late…”

“Humph!”

Yun Xinyan was truly at her wit’s end with Ye Tian.

She stepped hard on the accelerator and the car sped off.

She wanted to give Ye Tian a scare but didn’t realize that he had already buckled his seat belt at some point.

When Yun Xinyan looked at Ye Tian, he chuckled, “Wife, you didn’t wear your seat belt.

Although there’s only a letter’s difference between ‘seat belt’ and ‘condom’, they’re very different; not wearing a condom might mean more sons or daughters, but if you don’t wear a seat belt, you might never get the chance to have them at all.”

Yun Xinyan was on the verge of passing out with rage.

“Can’t you keep quiet for even a minute!”

Ye Tian immediately nodded in fear.

“Wife, you’re swearing.

You’re no longer the respected CEO I admire, not my…”

“Shut up!” Yun Xinyan yelled, and Ye Tian immediately nodded again before closing his eyes and pretending to sleep.

Seeing him like that, Yun Xinyan wished she could kick him out!

He was the curse that Heaven had sent to punish her!

But finally, Ye Tian was quiet, relieving Yun Xinyan a bit.

However, not long afterward, Ye Tian suddenly opened his eyes and softly said to Yun Xinyan, “Wife, just one sentence, don’t get mad.”

“Speak!”

“You think the car might suddenly break down?”

Click!

Suddenly, there was a hissing noise and smoke billowed from the front of the car—it had actually stopped!

Yun Xinyan was dumbfounded.

With an embarrassed face, Ye Tian mumbled, “Too accurate, huh.”

Yun Xinyan looked at Ye Tian speechlessly.

“You’re a jinx that accurate?”

“Coincidence,” Ye Tian quipped.

With no other choice, Yun Xinyan immediately made a call and flagged down a taxi.

However, as soon as Yun Xinyan got into the taxi, Ye Tian followed right in behind her.

Resigned to Ye Tian’s impossible nature, Yun Xinyan ignored him and instructed the driver to head straight to the office.

But not long after, Ye Tian looked puzzled at Yun Xinyan, “You think we could hit a traffic jam?”

“What traffic jam?

Kid, you must not know how to drive.

This road has never been congested, smooth sailing all the way, don’t worry,” the driver said, seemingly with a laugh.

As for Yun Xinyan, she simply turned her head away, ignoring Ye Tian.

Within less than ten minutes, the taxi suddenly stopped and didn’t move for over fifteen minutes.

Yun Xinyan’s brows furrowed, “What’s happening?”

“Impossible, how can it be jammed?

This road has never had traffic jams,” the driver said, equally curious.

He turned to look at Ye Tian and let out a wry smile, “Wow, your boyfriend really called it, we’re in a traffic jam.”

Yun Xinyan felt a darkness before her eyes and almost fainted.

“Cough cough, I, I was just guessing too,” Ye Tian said with an awkward smile.

“Did you step in poop when you left the house?” Yun Xinyan couldn’t help but look at Ye Tian speechlessly.

Why was today so unlucky?

“No, we don’t have a little dog at home, no poop, but the scent is quite strong.”

Yun Xinyan immediately gave the driver a hundred yuan, telling him to keep the change, and turned to get off the bus.

She didn’t want to speak to Ye Tian, who seemed to have the mouth of a crow today.

“Jeez, you wasteful woman,” Ye Tian said with a gloomy face, looking at the driver, “Give me the change, every cent of it.”

After getting the change, Ye Tian followed Yun Xinyan off the bus.

Seeing that Xinyan wasn’t speaking, Ye Tian didn’t dare to either and quietly followed her.

Soon they arrived at the bus station, and after waiting for a moment, the bus came.

Hesitating for a moment, Ye Tian said, “Um, wife, do you think we might run into a pervert on the bus?”

“Shut up!” Yun Xinyan exclaimed angrily.

Yun Xinyan was really scared of Ye Tian now; his mouth was just too accurate today, like he was possessed by a crow.

Whatever he said would happen, which made Yun Xinyan feel like she wanted to die.

Getting on the bus, Yun Xinyan found a seat and sat down on her own, completely ignoring Ye Tian.

Ye Tian gave a helpless smile, not knowing why he had been so spot on with everything he said today.

Just then, he suddenly spotted a cute girl nearby.

She had a ponytail, a round face, and exaggeratedly large eyes with slightly pouted lips, looking incredibly adorable.

Ye Tian immediately walked over, giving the cute girl a gentle smile, “Hi, beauty, could you move over a bit?

Thanks.”

Xiao Lin, sitting beside them, looked up somewhat startled.

She found Ye Tian’s approach a bit presumptuous, but since he seemed handsome, she didn’t say anything.

Turning his head to Xiao Lin, Ye Tian curled up the corners of his mouth with a smile, “Beauty, where are you from?

What are you off to do?

It’s really ‘monkey poo’ that I got to meet you amidst the vast crowd of people.

My name is Ye Tian, the Ye of night, the Tian of sky.

What’s yours?”

Ye Tian deliberately emphasized the word for ‘fate,’ chuckling with pride, a self-admiring look on his face that left Xiao Lin somewhat speechless.

Was this guy hitting on her?

“Sorry, I have a boyfriend,” Xiao Lin said and then deliberately ignored Ye Tian.

If it had been anyone else, they would have walked away by now, but Ye Tian wasn’t just anyone.

“Having a boyfriend is not a problem.

Would you mind switching to another one?” Ye Tian looked at Xiao Lin with a self-admiring smile, “If you’re considering a change, I do have a candidate in mind.

He is not far away in the sky but is right before your eyes.

Guess who it is?

I absolutely won’t tell you that it’s me.”

Xiao Lin burst into bitter laughter.

She really wanted to tell Ye Tian, “Are you the jester sent by a monkey?” But she couldn’t say it out loud; her thoughts and her cute expression just seemed too demoralizing.

“Hey, why aren’t you talking?

Are you unable to talk?

Ah, that’s a pity.

But I have a solution.

I happen to be a doctor, you know.

I can cure all your problems in minutes…”

“I’m perfectly fine,” Xiao Lin said, giving Ye Tian a cold glance.

This guy, could he ramble on any more?

He was worse than an old granny when it comes to chattering!

“Oh, so you can talk, that’s great.

Your voice is so nice, way better than so-called stars.

Can you sing?

Give me a song, I know a talent agent, and I can guarantee that you’ll be famous in minutes.

The entertainment world will be yours.”

Xiao Lin: “…”

Xiao Lin felt that if this guy kept going on, she might become the savior of the world.

“I’m tired and want to rest, thank you.” After saying this, Xiao Lin lay down on the side, pretending to be asleep.

“Feeling tired is fine.

I’ve learned massage techniques; shall I give you a massage?

Absolutely free, and if you’re not satisfied, you can hit me,” Ye Tian chuckled and was about to start when Xiao Lin, terrified, quickly moved away.

Not far away, Yun Xinyan was speechless, cursing Ye Tian silently for being a shameless bastard who couldn’t walk straight when seeing a beautiful woman.

At the same time, she was also very upset.

She thought she was beautiful, too.

Just now, when she had entered the bus, all the men had turned to look at her, yet Ye Tian actually went to flirt with someone else instead of her.

However, when this thought surfaced in Yun Xinyan’s mind, she was speechless.

Since when had she started to get jealous?

Just then, Yun Xinyan felt a salty pig’s hand on her back.

Yun Xinyan immediately turned around to see a man with a lecherous smile looking at her.

“Ah!!” Yun Xinyan screamed, hitting the man with her bag repeatedly.

“You little bitch!

Don’t play dumb!” the man snorted coldly, “Keep screaming and I’ll strip you naked and upload a video online, believe it or not!”

If it had been any other woman, she would have been frightened by now, but Yun Xinyan was no timid lady.

She kept yelling for help, but the people around just glanced over and kept moving away, not intervening, which made Yun Xinyan feel cold inside for a moment.

“Stop yelling or you’re really asking for it!” The man snorted coldly, raising his hand to grab Yun Xinyan’s hair, while his other hand moved towards her chest.

“Ah!!”

Before the man’s hand could touch Yun Xinyan, he suddenly saw a palm shoot out and firmly grasped his wrist.

A terrifying force came from the hand, like a vice grip, and the man felt like his wrist was about to break.

“You little bastard, dare to lay a finger on my wife?

Do you know how to spell ‘dead’?” Ye Tian looked at the man with cold eyes, a strong murderous intent erupting, making the man retreat in fear.

But the man knew that this was not the time to show weakness; the more you cower, the harsher the opponent gets!

“Bastard!

Don’t mess with death!

Showboating like that is going to cost you!” The man did not believe that Ye Tian was Yun Xinyan’s husband, as Ye Tian seemed so different from Yun Xinyan.

Slap!

Without a word, Ye Tian swung his hand, slapping the man, who immediately flew out and hit a handrail with a bang, screaming in pain.

“You should know that touching my wife also comes with a price!”